What's wrong with your smell, brotha?
People livin' like they ain't take no showas.
I think the entire world wants to kill yo' odah.
And introduce you to some kind of cologne-ah.
You stinky, we try to was your hair.
BUt clean anything on you, wouldn't dare.
No deoderant, stain on your armpit.
You smell, and you stink, and greasy face.
It seems your goal is to irritate,
with your smell, I need space, cuz your smell I hate.
When you're home and it is starting to get late,
and when you smell worse than the rest of the day, ya.
Laziness is what you demonstrate.
By never taking any soap to your face.
Showa, you never have any friends with which you hang.
And it is all because of your bad stank.
Let your body wash in some of dove, g'smell, g'smell.

When you're livin', in manure,
you kind of need to take a shower.
You need to practice what you're told-
Don't take showers in bathroom stalls.

Father, father, father tell us,
Tell us what it takes to smell gud [Good]
Cuz I gotta know, gotta destroy odah.
We should use dove (dove)

Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove
The dove, the dove.

Your hair is just string, always dirty.
You disgust me, you are so smelly.
Your smell, and stink are just so strong.
I honostly think that there is something wrong.
You smell like stink bomb.
Your odor entering lungs of the little ones,
they choke and pass out, sufferin', the kids all die young.
So come back when your acne is truly gone.
And that would be a good ending to this stupid song.
When you decide to be livin' in people's body excretion.
Make the right decision, take better care of your hygin [Hygiene]
Not having to have cover, deny yo' odah.
And it would be so much better for all the others.
Keep yourself very clean. They won't hide under the rug.
And you might actually discover true love.
Where's your dove, y'all? Put on (I don't know.)
Where's your dove, y'all? Put on (I don't know.)
Where's you dove, y'all?

When you're livin', in manure,
you kind of need to take a shower.
You need to practice what you're told-
Don't take showers in bathroom stalls.

Father, father, father tell us,
Tell us what it takes to smell gud [Good]
Cuz I gotta know, gotta destroy odah.
We should use dove (dove)

Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove
The dove, the dove.

I see all the dandruff that falls on your shoulder
And you're gettin' bolder, y'all, want to lose odah.
Now you care about having good friend makin',
Taking your cleanliness in a brand new direction.
The information is even going to media.
You finally decide to take a shower-ya.
You decide to get rid of all your bacteria.
Kids and I now want to be in and around-ya.
So, now you decided to be part of the humanity,
And nobody will run away from ye'.
Instead they will be hanging around, ya, you will see.
Don't you agree with me, don't you think it's good to be clean?
That's the last verse of this parody, be happy.
That's the last verse of this parody, don't frown.
That's the last verse of this parody, be happy.
I know it went on a little bit too long.

(Ad-libbing)

When you're livin', in manure,
you kind of need to take a shower.
You need to practice what you're told-
Don't take showers in bathroom stalls.

Father, father, father tell us,
Tell us what it takes to smell gud [Good]
Cuz I gotta know, gotta destroy odah.
We should use dove (dove)

Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove (Soap, Dove.)
Where is the dove
The dove, the dove.

(more ad-libbing)