Figure them as dipshits (yeah), those bungee dimwits
I could ask them "why", but they've kinda jumped (haha)
And I lack the patience
For them to have their fill of (haha) this bollocks

You can say I lack the gut power to just try it
Pissin' in my britches when I can't know if I'll like it
"You're prob'bly just sayin' that 'cause you're completely biased"
And I won't keep it quiet: you're totally right, live with that
The thought of plungin' super fast does not sound to me like I could take it
All the swear words I have would fall right out of me all as I looked
At the ground comin' closer, wind rushin' past me, don't like that sound
Can't hear myself, that sucks, wanna know if I scream high
I, I, I have no int'rest in this, you know
Don't really see any hook besides to make sure shit does flow
That's nasty, still true, though, at least how I see it, you don't
You love the adrenaline, rush of the freefall, it's just dope
But I'm gonna stay, not at this stupid canyon cliff, at home
Don't wanna watch you jump, please, makes my sleep time a little low
And I might throw up and, yes, that's nasty, still true, though
The drop just does damage to me, it can go, don't want it

I can't help it (I can't help it), no, I just hate it (no, I just hate it)
I cannot take it (I cannot take it), I will never bungee below
Won't take the dip, go in the depths of whatever cliff
I won't bungee below-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy), oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy), I said oh-oh, I won't bungee below (ayy, ayy)
Oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy), oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (I'll never jump down there)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy), oh (yeah), I won't bungee below (ayy, ayy) (yeah)

Figure me a dipshit (dipshit) the way that I've dissed it (I've dissed it)
But then (yeah) watch this (bud): have not yet finished (zip)
I have other feelin's (feelin's) 'bout this, my words (all my words)
Will not get waved off (yeah) as lame, you big jerk (jerk)
When one drops (one drops) and the rope tightens
That's when my panic (yeah) 'bout this crap tightens ('bout this crap tightens)
Flail around while I hope that my neck (my neck)
Is still capable of holdin' up my damn head (head)
Hurts like heck (heck), I've done somethin' quite like it (quite like it)
Braked too hard, it shocked me, this looks tighter (yeah)
No lie, it's higher than I've ever been (than I've ever been)
This cliff goes way down, yet you grin
It seems hopeless (yeah) to get any points in (in)
You embrace danger, why? Should avoid this (should avoid this)
Huge problem (problem) if that whiplash messes you up (messes you up)
Or what if the bungee snaps? Would suck

Still can't help it (still can't help it), in concept, hate it (in concept, hate it)
No way I'd take it (no way I'd take it), I will never bungee below
Not a fun trip, such a sharp stop looks scary as shit
I won't bungee below-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (yeah), oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (yeah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (yeah), I said oh-oh, I won't bungee below (ayy, ayy)
Oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (yeah), oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (that's right)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy), oh (ayy)

And I'm afraid I'll never have the power, guess I'm just a coward
St-Stop your beggin' please to "have a go", I'm soured
On the whole damn concept, sorry to be a downer
Speakin' of, I've had my say on "down", it was dour but shush
'Cause "up" ain't better, true, not gonna beat around the bush
Can't see where you're goin', it'd leave me pretty shook
If my skull hit the frame of the jump-off point, not good
And then it starts the fall again, think I'll keep to my books

Just can't help it (just can't help it), I simply hate it (I simply hate it) (yeah, you all dig?)
Can't make me take it (can't make me take it) (stop that), I will never bungee below (stupid)
Terrible trip (so shit), I'd rather find (gonna taste) some frogs I can lick
I won't bungee (won't happin') below-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (never droppin'), oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (I'd rather drive a fast car)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy), I said oh-oh, I won't bungee (jet skis) below (ayy, ayy)
Oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (jets), oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (yeah)
Oh-oh-oh-oh (ayy, ayy) (screw this), oh, won't bungee below (ayy, ayy) (too nuts)

Not for me, buddy, yeah
Screw all that crap
Go 'head, keep droppin'