I'm lookin at Gonzo
the one with the big nose
tryin to chase his chick Camilla down
There's Waldorf and Statler
Up there in the rafters
Raggin on the show to the crowd
Wokka, Wokka
There is Ms Piggy
She found her Kermie
He's sittin there by the frog pond
There in the dark night
is a creepy sight
though who am I to judge what's right
Wokka, Wokka

Chorus:
It was a hit show now
They had some real big crowds
Turned out the lights
yes they were really crazy
Don't wanna see them go
Especially Animal
Just wanna watch another Muppet Show
Wokka, Wokka

There's Doc Teeth and Janice
they just fanished
when the final curtain did fall
There's that rat Rizzo
look at him go
get the others for a Curtain Call
Wokka, Wokka

Chorus:
It was a hit show now
They had some real big crowds
Turned out the lights
yes they were really crazy
Don't wanna see them go
Especially Animal
Just wanna watch another Muppet Show
Wokka, Wokka
(Come on TV Land, Put them on TV Land)
Wokka, Wokka
(Come on TV Land, Put them on TV Land)

I feel kinda down, not having them around
How can we just forget, cooking with the Swedish Chef

Chorus:
It was a hit show now
They had some real big crowds
Turned out the lights
yes they were really crazy
Don't wanna see them go
Especially Animal
Just wanna watch another Muppet Show
Wokka, Wokka
Wokka, Wokka

I'm lookin at Gonzo
the one with the big nose
tryin to chase his chick Camilla down