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Song Parodies -> "If I Were a Girl"
Original Song Title:
"If I Were a Boy"
Original Performer:
Beyonce Knowles
Parody Song Title:
"If I Were a Girl"
Parody Written by:
Just a Boy
The Lyrics
D G C G
If I were a girl
D/F# Em C G D/F#
Even just for a day
Em C
I'd stay in the bed
G D/F# Em C G
And spreed my legs, whole day...
D G C G
Drink votka with the guys
D/F# Em C G D/F#
And chase after them
Em C
I'd fu*k who I wanted
G D/F# Em
And I'd never even have to pay for it
C G
Because they'd all want a piece of me
Chorus:
D G C G
If I were a girl
D/F# Em C G D/F#
I think that I'd understand
Em C
how he feels when I give a head
G D/F# Em C G
I swear I'd do it every day
D G C G
I'd listen to him
D/F# Em C G D/F#
cause I know he’s right
Em C
my place is in the kitchen
G D
and I shoud not feel bad about that
C
and then everything will be all right!
If I were a girl
D/F# Em C G D/F#
Even just for a day
Em C
I'd stay in the bed
G D/F# Em C G
And spreed my legs, whole day...
D G C G
Drink votka with the guys
D/F# Em C G D/F#
And chase after them
Em C
I'd fu*k who I wanted
G D/F# Em
And I'd never even have to pay for it
C G
Because they'd all want a piece of me
Chorus:
D G C G
If I were a girl
D/F# Em C G D/F#
I think that I'd understand
Em C
how he feels when I give a head
G D/F# Em C G
I swear I'd do it every day
D G C G
I'd listen to him
D/F# Em C G D/F#
cause I know he’s right
Em C
my place is in the kitchen
G D
and I shoud not feel bad about that
C
and then everything will be all right!
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