You say you feel your stomach burning
Lookin' round for anywhere you could drop
And put your head
Your legs are weak the room is turning
You're soused from all that you drank tonight
But don't throw up

Beer is supposed to taste this good
But it's bad to drink more than you should
If you drank more liquor than you could,
Would you puke on me?
Because I wouldn't puke on you

(CHORUS)
If I had too much booze
I wouldn't puke all over you, so
Please don't puke all over me (yeah, yeah)
If I had too much booze
I wouldn't puke all over you, so
Please don't puke all over me

I help you walk into the bathroom
Ralph it up. You say that you'll never never
Never never never do it again
It almost seems like you're done too soon
Stand up, and then you prove that I'm right
Cause you threw up

Vomit is gross in any form
But your spew was extra wet and warm
I was mad as an African bee swarm
Cause you puked on me
What a stupid thing to do

(CHORUS)
You painted my shoes
And now I'm gonna wail on you, cause
This shirt cost eighteen fifty (Plus tax)
If I had too much booze
I wouldn't puke all over you, but
You just puked all over me

(Nifty Guitar Lick)

Man, I could just kill you
Why'd you have to drink so much dude?
You just puked all over me (yeah, yeah)
If I had too much booze
I wouldn't puke all over you, so
Please don't puke all over me

Please don't yak all over me!