There's a destination way out in New Jersey
A Quikie Stop that's a home for two stonies.
It's for certain, they're key ain't low
The skinny one just let's the raps flow.

Finding out they were stars in comics
Jay and Silent Bob are striking back.
Kevin Smith's last Askewniverse, it ain't his worst.

Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!

George Carlin is on the side of the road
Told them to give h**d to get where they want to go.
Justice and friends were all liers.
Stole a monkey and Silent Bob likes her.
Willenholly shoots, now what to do?
Hitch-hick to LA, they can't lose.
Saying snootchie-bootchie, it's real lame.
Silent Bob has two lines in this movie!

Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!

Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Jay and Silent Bob striking back!

Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!

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(King, Shaka Luther....)
There's a destination way out in New Jersey
A Quikie Stop that's a home for two stonies.
It's for certain, they're key ain't low
The skinny one just let's the raps flow.

Risking their lives for some stupid shoutouts.
Jay and Silent Bob are striking back.
Askewniverse has met it's end,
Yeah it's met it's end

Jay and Bob!
Headin' out to Hollywood to stop the show!
Jay and Bob!
Jay and Silent Bob are striking back!