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Song Parodies -> "The Legend of Oakland Athletics"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Dance Boys"

Original Performer:

Bayonetta

Parody Song Title:

"The Legend of Oakland Athletics"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

IMO, this is going to be sung by Takayuki Miyauchi (NOT for real, though).
Philadelphia Athletics... Athletics... Athletics (Philadelphia)
Philadelphia Athletics... Athletics... Athletics (Philadelphia)
Now movin', now movin', now movin' to Kansas City, Missouri
Now playin', now playin', now playin' at Muehlebach Field

Kansas City Athletics, the Kansas City Athletics, the baseball team in Western Missouri
Kansas City Athletics (Philadephia Athletics), the baseball team in Western Missouri
Kansas City Athletics, the Kansas City Athletics, the Kansas City Athletics... baseball club

Kansas City Athletics... Athletics... Athletics (Kansas City)
Kansas City Athletics... Athletics... Athletics (Kansas City)
Now movin', now movin', now movin', movin' to Oakland, California
Now playin', now playin' at Oakland-Alameda (County Coliseum)

Oakland Athletics, not Kansas City Athletics, the baseball team now in California
Oakland Athletics, the swingin' Atheltics, the team in Northern California
Oakland Athletics, the swingin' Athletics, the Oakland Athletics... baseball club

[spoken]
Attention all women... If your hair is blonde, your favorite color has to be BLUE!
I repeat, if your hair is blonde, your favorite color has to be BLUE! Okay?

[crowd cheering]
Green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, green, make it green!

Oakland Athletics, the swingin' Athletics, the baseball team in the Bay Area
Oakland Athletics, the swingin' Athletics, the baseball team in the Bay Area
Oakland Athletics (Philadelphia Athletics), no longer belong in Philadelphia
Oakland Athletics (Kansas City Athletics), no longer belong in Kansas City, either
Oakland Athletics... Athletics... Athletics [Make it green!]... baseball club!
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Old Man Ribber - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm Natonal League all the way, but the A's are ok. My ever-present mustache was initially inspired by Rollie Fingers. ;D
Phil N - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but decent parody, I've always only known them as Oakland A's

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