They look daft

Think you look fancy, but you're so dumb (so dumb)
Need to face facts, you're no Jedi, bud (sigh, bud)
Sounds like I'm kiddin', but it's no joke (no joke)
You look dumb in those flowin' robes (oh-oh-way-oh)
Need to make it clear: I have had enough
I know in films and animé and stuff
They look badass, but it's no joke (no joke)
You look dumb in those flowin' robes (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
A complete dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
A complete dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope

You look dumb in those flowin' robes

You wear it ev'rywhere, that's so dumb (so dumb)
Cause they keep causin' you to trip up (trip up)
One wrong move and you will fall so low, oh (so low)
You shouldn't wear those flowin' robes, flowin' robes (oh-oh-way-oh)
Not just you, I fear, cause they're so damn long
That ev'ryone around you also flops
Don't wear them in public, bozo
Oh, you shouldn't wear those flowin' robes, ay (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
A complete dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope, 'fraid so (oh-oh-way-oh)
A complete dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope

You shouldn't wear those flowin' robes

Ditch those robes, should ditch those robes
Must be meltin' under there, outside's very hot
Beneath that thick, black cloth? You must sweat a lot
Always keep them on, it's appallin'
Cause the smell is one all are avoidin'
Don't look like a great villain or sage, I fear
Only look like a dope, away, all folks steer (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
An utter dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
Look like a dope (oh-oh-way-oh)
An utter dope

You look dumb in those flowin' robes, I-ee-I-ee-I (oh-oh-way-oh)
You shouldn't wear those flowin' robes, I-ee-I-ee-I (oh-oh-way-oh)
You look dumb in those flowin' robes, I-ee-I-ee-I (oh-oh-way-oh)
You shouldn't wear those flowin' robes, I-ee-I-ee-I (oh-oh-way-oh)
You look dumb in those flowin' robes
You shouldn't wear those flowin' robes
Hey, you're a dope