[Karen]
The Christmas tree, now it's time to fit the lights
upon the tree, will they all work and shine out really bright?

This string's just hurled me across the room with such a jolt
It's the cheapo dodgy wire, that's at fault

[Agrimorfee]

It seems unfair
Trees are the silent ones
At Christmas time, it's cruel to saw off their trunks
Poor thing stands by the window
It gathers dust while Dad drinks beer
And the gooey sap is running
Down the branch like salty tears

[DAK]

And the Christmas Star that hangs there, it does chimes and flashes too

Well last night I bought a pair on three-for-two

And there won't be snow upon the tree at Christmas time. The cheaper stuff I found this year ain't white

[Tomario]

DROP BAUBLES ON MY TOES,
NO WAY THE TINSELS GONE

DON'T YOU KNOW THIS TREE-OF-MINE IS BALD

TREES NOT NEW
THERE,S A MESS FOR EVERYONE

[Josh 2]

Hanging all the tinsel and the baubles
Shaking all the presents for a football

Eggnog raised

Now lets get this hard work done

See all the lights flashing and glowing
Shame it don't look like it's been snowing

[Red Ant]

Don't they know this Christmas tree is small?

It's not tall!

Short and small!

[Gonfunko]

Needles hurled
Brown and curled
Needles hurled
It's Christmas tree fi-re time again