Song Parodies -> "Kim Said Make Dogs Chow"

Original Song Title:

"Who Let The Dogs Out"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Kim Said Make Dogs Chow"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow

Dump said they're eating dogs
Yeah he meant those Haitians
Just more lies from that ho
That bum be have'n quite a fall
He's so desperate, you know
'Member his Korea dictator bud?
That Kim Jong Un?
Told his peeps to turn in their pets
So they could become chow

Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf

With the Vance people we're appalled
Mocking others for being Brown
They're acting like they're toughies
But they're just Dump-infested mongrels

With Dump 'n Vance peeps are getting quite angry
Really steamed with those hoes
'Specially girls who know that they are full slime
Sick of their fake show
Cheering for the end of their evil Party
The defeat of
The orange freak who was in love with that guy
Who wanted pets to be chow

Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow

Those magaTs offer nothin'
All they do is moan
Hear the fear in their tone
Their pure white dog shit
Those magaTs offer nothin'
All they do is moan
Spreadin' fear on their phones
Eatin' dictator shit

Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf

With the Vance people we're appalled
Mocking others for being Brown
They're acting like they're toughies
But they're just Dump-infested mongrels

Said they're eatin' dogs in that Ohio town
They can't find a groove, their minds are all gone
You can see the desperation in their eyes
They're such a disgrace, it's easy to see they're melting down
On truth they're always short
They pick on the colored
It's really nothing new
They'll fool you by saying Haitians eat pitbulls
While their guy loves the man
Who wanted pets to be chow

Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf
Kim said make dogs chow
Barf barf-barf-barf-barf

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NOT 2 Learning Disabled 4 U - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment

THIS SUCKS!!!

CML - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment

So, what is the proof that Trump is lying? Is it because some government official in Springfield says there is no evidence? That's weird, because there are now dozens of videos on TwitterX that claim the exact opposite, that their pets have gone missing. There are videos of Haitians walking around town with birds taken from municipal ponds. And they also claim their lives are being destroyed by 19,000 Haitians being dumped into their town of 60,000 .. which is something not a single one of them voted for, I'm sure

CML - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment

Ooopsie! Of course, It's not the VIDEOS themselves that are making these claims, It's the townfolk IN the videos who are making these claims

Hey Lennie - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment

Cutting & pasting & adding from my previous comment elsewhere....It doesn't matter whether or not it's true at this point. What is true is that Vance and Trump are trying to use these scare tactics to build up news and social media chatter to denounce Harris' handling of immigration policy (which was actually not her ideas, let alone her purview) when they have zero intelligent policy plans on their end. The subsequent threats to innocent persons and bomb threats should be unanimously denounced by all. Not "some" government official, BTW, --the city manager, the mayor and the Governor of OH. Let's also not forget who saw to it that the bipartisan immigration policy bill was squashed so that the issue would still be a squawking point. (Gotta love that TwitterX for reliable news and information...). Fool

Falsehood Inundation Nation - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment

Those MAGAt creeps pile lie onto lie and have created a lie mountain the size of Everest. Slump referred to the Haitians as illegal immigrants when they are legal.

Zen Adam B. - September 25, 2024 - Report this comment

It makes sense that Kim is making pets into Soylent Green. Otherwise his population would starve. Of course the magas give him a pass since he's best buds with putin-trump-the ayatollahs, etc. https://www.eurogroupforanimals.org/news/kim-jong-un-orders-pet-dogs-be-confiscated-north-korean-capital

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