First off: admit you've got problems
In no shape to lift things at all
Don't want to be called "coward"?
Not weak to rest and not fall

"They need me there!"
How much help will be found
With you upchuckin' now?
You're sicker (lalalalalala, lalalalalala)
You should stay here
You'll bleed if you move 'round
Exaggeration? Not now
You're sicker than me (lalalalalala, lalalalalala)

Not seen body temp higher
Than the one you've got, that's right
You've got a real fragile ego
Must show off strength at all times

But you need care
We'll live without you 'round
Pukin' guts on the ground
You're sicker than me (lalalalalala, lalalalalala)
Oh-ooh, should just stay here
Your feet can't take more now (take more now)
Blood's slippin' hazard, I've found
You're sicker than me (lalalalalala)

Not contagious, that is true
Yet the mess you'll make won't help the crew (whoa-ooh-ooh)
Your surgery is now, you dunce (ooh-ooh-ooh, you dunce)
Don't go, your intestines will fall right out, you putz
Also your nose still runs with goo, oh-oh-oh, yeah

Can barely run, you tool
Oh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah

Whole staff will stare (stare)
If you wander around ('round)
With your hair fallin' out
You're sicker (sicker) than me (lalalalalala)
Than me, than me (lalalalalala)
Oh-ooh, I get you fear (it's true you fear)
My cough will doom us now (doom us now)
You know your eye just fell out?
You're sicker than me (lalalalalala, lalalalalala)
Just sicker than me (lalalalalala, lalalalalala)