Song Parodies -> "Don't Pet Me That Way"

Original Song Title:

"I Want It That Way"

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Original Performer:

"Don't Pet Me That Way"

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The Lyrics

About a cat who does not enjoy the way his owner pets him ;)

I have no desire
Forget it, you're fired
Believe when I say
Don't pet me that way!

But we are two worlds apart
Can you reach to my heart
When I say
Don't pet me that way!

Tell me why, ain't nothing but a backache
Tell me why, having you was a mistake
Tell me why, rubbing my belly is not OK
Don't pet me that way!

I scratched your tires
I won't desire
Scratching me is not OK
Don't pet me that way!

Tell me why, ain't nothing but a backache
Tell me why, having you was a mistake
Tell me why rubbing my belly is not OK
Don't pet me that way!

Now I can see that we're drifting apart
From the way that it used to be, meow
Can't be too much distance
Can't pet me you know
And deep down inside of me...

I have no desire
Forget it, you're fired
You are, you are, you are

No I'm not insane!

Ain't nothing but a backache
Having you was a mistake
(Rubbing my belly is not OK)
Rubbing my belly is not OK
Don't pet me that way

Tell me why
Ain't nothing but a backache
Having you was a mistake
Tell me why rubbing my belly is not OK
(Rubbing my belly is not OK)
Don't pet me that way
Don't...pet..me...that...way.

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