Uh oh
Uh oh

She comes to town and gets work as a cook
She feeds her patrons everyday
They start thinkin' they've got stomach flu
And then she packs and moves away

With bacterial french fries
And epidemic apple pie
She will risk human life
Does she ever wonder why

She's so contagious
There's pathogens stirred in the stir fry
It's so delicious
So tasty you could die
Anytime

Uh oh
Uh oh

Then one day a stricken family
Employed a guy to check around
Found a cook who had a history
That's when he had it figured out

Tracked her down to the east side
The truth was right there in his file
He accused, she denied
Kept on cooking all the while

She's so contagious
She's serving Sam & Ella at nine
It's so audacious
C'mon it's time to dine

Plague-laden chicken wings
For you tonight
Tainted beans, virulent yams
Illness in each bite

She's so contagious
She thinks "hygiene" is greeting some guy
She gets her wages
And then she says goodbye

She's so contagious
She makes a killer boston cream pie
She's so infectious
That's why she's now confined
All the time