Boo-Hoo!
Wahh-Wahh!
I whine like a Little Kid!

No Fair!
No Fair!
Her boyfriend’s the cute one!

Boo-Hoo!
Wahh-Wahh!
My boyfriend looks like a pig!

Cry! Cry!
Pout! Pout!
No, I’m not in 6th grade!

No way!
No way!
I’m a college freshman

So why
You ask
“Are you such a Little Kid!?”

Always whine
Cause you’re not mine
I might get vicious!
I Facebook-stalk you while online
Our love’s fictitious!
You think I'm sniffing glue and my brain's not right
(Not right, not right, not right, not right)

Grab a branch outside your house to watch you piss
Cause to me you’re as Charming as that Prince, yes!
So get that little tramp off you and give me a try
(A try, a try, a try, a try, a try…)

You are handsome and clever
Load her and pull the lever
That catapult will chuck her now
And then you and I can go make-out!!!

Hey Hun!
Yoo-Hoo!
I’ll behead your girlfriend!

Yeah babe!
Yeah babe!
So you can go take me on!

Hot Stuff!
Yoo-Hoo!
Let me be your girlfriend!

(Hot Guy)
Gag! Gag!
Puke! Puke!
You are so disgusting!

No way!
No Way!
My current gal is perfect!

Yuck! Yuck!
Eww! Eww!
I won’t be your boyfriend!

(Avril)
Man, You must be gay
Must be gay to turn down me!
I'll try a million different ways for you to get with me
I'll go dress up like the b*tch that you like
Her laundry I'll grab
(I'll grab, I'll grab, I'll grab, I'll grab)

Gosh! I love your rear
There's pictures of it on my mirror
This ain't a threat! Get naked with me, Come here!!!
And you don’t worry about whatshername, I'll make her dead
(Make her dead, make her dead, make her dead, make her dead)

You say that I'm a stalker
Dude, I'm a rich punk rocker
Your chick's round like a soccer ball
Can't you tell that she just freaks me out!?

Hey! Hey!
You’re Cute!
I WILL be your girlfriend!

No “If’s”
“And’s”, “But’s”
You're getting a new one!

Shoot! Shoot!
Boom! Boom!
"Say Hi to my Little Friend!!!"

Yikes! Yikes!
Eww! Eww!!!
You think that I'm fright'ning!

Let's date!
Let's date!
Stop being 'Complicated!'

Quite! Quite!
Soon! Soon!
I'm Sk8er Boi's girlfriend!

Uh!
Hand's done shakin', I'm sucking on your fingers!
You can bang! You can bang this pop singer!
Leave your mother! Cause I’m jealous of women!
You don’t wanna? Well, You will when I’m strippin’!

Uh!
I'm obsessed to put a ring there on your finger!
Like a scene! A scene from Jerry Springer!
In the covers is where it’s going to sink in!
I’m like Cupid! Just with force, and booze drinkin’!

Hey Babe!
You’re screwed!
I'll soon be your girlfriend!

Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Get ready to have fun!

Hey Babe!
You’re screwed!
I destroyed your girlfriend!

Hurray!
Hurray!

Hey Babe!
Love You!
You’re now my fiancé!

Say! You!
Love! Me!
Don’t keep it a secret!

Hey Babe!
Love You!
Now I’ve got a husband!

Hurray!
Hurray!

Rape! Rape!
Not True!
Because he's my husband

Afraid!
Afraid!
He thinks I'm a demon!

Rape! Rape!
Not True!
I just love my husband!

Hurray!
Hurray!

(Hot Guy)
Crazed Dame!
Ain’t through!
With all of her stalking!

Escape!
Escape!
Chick won't let me leave yet!

Crazed Dame!
Is through!
Being just a Stalker Friend
Now wife! My strife!

That’s Life!