Uh huh
You're a douche.
Uh huh, uh huh
Because it's the internet.
Cause they're all like that.
Uh huh, uh huh
That's the way they are.

Chill out, what you witching about?
Just because someone said.
That they don't get agree.
You don't see.

You think that it's hillarious.
Picking on some kid who's autistic.
You claim that you're not a troll.
But it's obvious that you are.

You act like a douche.
You think it's funny.
But you never let things go.
So please just relax.
You act like you know it all.
But you're just a fool to me.
You know.

We all have the right to be opinionated.
You call people out and insult them.
Calling them butt-frustrated.
Because you're a douche.
And on the web...no one gives a shit.
About you or your stupid threats.
Honestly, you're ridiculous.
I'm never going to take you seriously.
No no no

You never...shut your big fat mouth.
Acting all edgy and tough.
When you're just a coward.
Acting all butt-frustrated.

I don't care if you worked for the CIA.
Or...if your great-great-uncle was a cop.
Acting edgy won't get you anywhere.
Because now you know..

You act like a douche.
You think it's funny.
But you never let things go.
So please just be relax.
You act like you know it all.
But you're just a fool to me.
You know.

We all have the right to be opinionated.
You call people out and insult them.
Calling them butt-frustrated.
Because you're a douche.
And on the web...no one gives a shit.
About you or your stupid threats.
Honestly, you're ridiculous.
I'm never going to take you seriously.
No no no
No no no
(No no no)
No no
(No no no)
No no
(No no no)
No no

Chill out, what you witching about?
Just because someone said.
That they don't get agree.
You don't see.

You act like a douche.
You think it's funny.
But you never let things go.
So please just relax.
You act like you know it all.
But you're just a fool to me.
You know.

We all have the right to be opinionated.
You call people out and insult them.
Calling them butt-frustrated.
Because you're a douche.
And on the web...no one gives a shit.
About you or your stupid threats.
Honestly, you're ridiculous.
I'm never going to take you seriously.
No no no

We all have the right to be opinionated.
You call people out and insult them.
Calling them butt-frustrated.
Because you're a douche.
And on the web...no one gives a shit.
About you or your stupid threats.
Honestly, you're ridiculous.
I'm never going to take you seriously.
No no no.