he wuz a boi
she wuz uh g'rl
could I make it any more hard to read
she wore a tie
he liked to skate
she saw the boi and wanted to mate
but the boi was a spy
he worked for the feds
and skater girl had her shirt untucked

yeah he was the traitor boy
she wanted to mate that boy
but he was a robot in disguise
she begged him to let it slide
but skater boy did decide
that her love was worthless to him

9 years from now
shes still in jail
serving time for the man
she turns on the tube
guess what she sees
some old hitler documentary

cause he was the traitor boy
she wanted to mate that boy
but he was a robot in disguise
she begged him to let it slide
but he had to lock her up
he was just doing his job

thats right, he was the traitor boy
she could never mate that boy
he was a spy who hated rock
some of her shirt did show
now she is on death row
because skater boy was a cop...