She was a girl
Who dressed like a boy
Can I make it anymore obvious?

She thought she was punk
But she was just gay
What more can I say?

She thought she was cool
But we'd always tell
We just wished she would go burn in hell

When I see her
I stick up my nose
I want to mangle her and her baggy clothes

She's just a Poser Girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Punk isn't cool enough for her
So pack up her pretty face
And ship her to outer space
And don't let her come back down to Earth

Five years from now
She sits at home
Nobody likes her, she's all alone

She turns on the TV
And guess what she sees?
People are booing her on MTV

She calls up her fans,
Oh wait, she has none
If only she had but just one

She goes to a show
Gets trampled in the mosh
She thinks she's so cool, like oh my gosh!

She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Punk isn't cool enough for her
She thinks she's a superstar
She can't play her own guitar
May her pretty face go burn in hell

Sorry, Avril, you missed out
Well, tough luck, the spotlight's gone
That girl doesn't have any friends
And sadly, now the story ends

Too bad that she couldn't see
A "Sk8er Girl" is hard to be
You can't sell it like a toy
Or try to dress up like a boy

She's just a girl
Who dressed like a boy
Can I make it anymore obvious

She's such a freak
Haven't you heard?
How she's taking over the world?

She's just a poser girl
The kind that makes you go hurl
Punk isn't cool enough for her
Shove her uner a guillotine
That freak named Avril Lavigne
Go back to Canada you jerk