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Song Parodies -> "Vampire Threatening Somebody"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Tell Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Vampire Threatening Somebody"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
is it just me or does avril lavigne kinda look like a vampire in her video for the original song... which surprisingly only one person has made a parody of before me
You smell like Dan and Tom and Joe... yummy
It will take just one bite in the still of the night then you will see like me
I'm white like paste there is no time to waste I need your life to breathe
Guess I shouldn't have said that I crave blood that is red guys don't like the undead
Guess I'll surprise you and fly as a bat
Through your window you'll never get away
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
Don't think that garlic will make me really sick I made myself immune
One cop tried to arrest me so I bit his chest well he was such a buffoon
My heart's protected by plates that stakes can't penetrate through your plans are ruined
My teeth and my cape mean you can't escape except to the moon
Sure I could follow you there and then back if I wanted, but that is insane
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
The extra fat you could not burn will disappear like what you've learned
After tests are over with yeah this is great
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
Overjoyed like me
I grab life by the throat constantly
It will take just one bite in the still of the night then you will see like me
I'm white like paste there is no time to waste I need your life to breathe
Guess I shouldn't have said that I crave blood that is red guys don't like the undead
Guess I'll surprise you and fly as a bat
Through your window you'll never get away
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
Don't think that garlic will make me really sick I made myself immune
One cop tried to arrest me so I bit his chest well he was such a buffoon
My heart's protected by plates that stakes can't penetrate through your plans are ruined
My teeth and my cape mean you can't escape except to the moon
Sure I could follow you there and then back if I wanted, but that is insane
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
The extra fat you could not burn will disappear like what you've learned
After tests are over with yeah this is great
When I drink well it's not water, seven up or booze, like wine
"Sickening" is how the living would describe my food, that's fine
Tonight your healthy life is through
Don't like this? Well we all can't be
As overjoyed as me
Overjoyed like me
I grab life by the throat constantly
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wuts a bufoon?
wow i know what you mean bout the vampire!! i soo thought that as well.... maybe it's all her eye make up.. actually i thought she looked like a werewolf for some reason..hahaha i don't know why. bottom line is she looked creepy. good song mate ;)
Very off the wall Ethan.... vampires make a great subject for a parody....great lyrics 5s
Not bad, but not quite up to some of the stuff in the alphabet contests recently. That only means that you've set the bar much higher for yourself in my book, which is a good thing (not that you lose sleep over my opinion!)
(SOTM) DKTOS, but reads well!
Hmm... Avril Lavampire? A song after my own thro..er.. heart; but you certainly didn't bite off more than you could chew..
(SOTM) Good job, Ethan Mawyer. Just a few awkward lines, but to downgrade you for that would be extremely hypocritical.
I'm with Emi on this one. You did quite well with the pacing, and it was amusing. I didn't roll on the floor with laughter, but few songs make me. 4-3-4.
Pretty bloody good
I was gonna include the words "bites" and "sucks" in this comment, but feared they'd be taken the wrong way. Nice job.
(SOTM) Some fine rhyming in this parody, you really grabbed it by the jugular. Some more vampire jokes would've improved it's humour quality, though. 4-3-4
Good parody, very good concluding line.
(SOTM) What John Jenkins said.
Yes, reads well Ethan, I'm a sucker for vampire parodies!
(SOTM) Loved it!
'He did the mash' "It's the Mawyer Mash" Nice job with this one, Ethan.
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