He was a freak
Who thinks he's a nerd
Can I make it any more obvious?
Wanted to post
Dumb stuff all day
What more can I say?
He wanted love
But you couldn't tell
Gave all the regular members hell
Posts in the wrong place,
And never made sense
Boy, this guy sure must be really dense

He was a spammer boy
Throw him in the slammer, boys!
He misspells each and every word
He has low self-esteem
Or at least so it would seem
His brains must look much like a turd

5 posts in a row
All 'bout the same thing
Wow, this guy's really the spammer king
Go onto the net,
And what do I see?
Spammer boy writing ten lines of "g"
So in come the mods
They see that he's bad
And we know spammers make those guys mad
So they warn him once
Bu he doesn't care
He just keeps on spamming up everywhere

He was a spammer boy
Throw him in the slammer boys!
These guys shouldn't set forth on our land
He must think that he's the lord
Of spamming on message boards
Could someone please get this freak-o banned?
(2X)

(Instrumental)

Well, newbies, feel lucky now
'Cause his IP we found out
Lets hope he doesn't tell his friends
This is how the story ends
Moderators kicked his dear
Spamming dumb ass out of here
Now his evil reign is done
The battle and the war we've won

He was so dumb,
I don't think he's sane
That guy should be bound to a wall with chains
At least he's gone now,
So we can act smart
On his picture, let's throw darts...

He was a spammer boy
Got thrown in the slammer, boys!
Thought he could best us in his game
And he's such an idiot
And I'm getting sick of it
All of these spammers are the same

He was a spammer boy
Got thrown in the slammer, boys!
Thought he could best us in his game
And he's such an idiot
And I'm getting sick of it
That all of these spammers are the same...

(Siren sounds; Spam song from Monty Python plays briefly)