Urrg unnh, it sounds like this
Urrg unnh, urrg unnh, that's the way it sounds
Cause it sounds like this
Urrg unnh, urrg unnh that's the way it sounds

I wanna eat cheese no more
It never hurt like this before
And if I could only push it out
I would shout
I wish I had more fiber
When I ate at the diner
And then I started to cramp up in the pot

Man it hurt, my stomach turned
I screamed in the stall, they heard in the hall
There wasn't any toilet paper left for me
Owwiiiieeee!!!!!!!!

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
I feel the way you make me want to be sedated
It hurts like this you
And you scream and you yell and you cramp
and you hold on to your dignity
I promised me I'm never gonna eat cheese again
no no no

You come out unannounced
like you are a sneaky mouse
and you are the most revolting thing
I've ever seen
I like when you're nice and clean
you give me a healthy sheen
but when you are long you come in vain
and give me pain


Man it hurt, my stomach turned
I screamed in the stall, they heard in the hall
There wasn't any toilet paper left for me
Owwwiiieee!

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
I feel the way you make me want to be sedated
it hurts like this you
and you scream and you yell and you cramp
and you hold on to your dignity
I promised me I'm never gonna eat cheese again
no no no

I wanna eat cheese no more
It never hurt like this before
And if I could only push it out
i would shout

Man it hurt, my stomach turned
There was no toilet paper left for me
Owwwiiiiieeeee!

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
I feel the way you make me want to be sedated
It hurts like this you
and you scream and you yell and you cramp
and you hold on to your dignity
I promised me Im never gonna eat cheese again
no no

Why you have to go and make me so constipated?
I feel the way you make me want to be sedated
It hurts like this you
and you scream and you yell and you cramp
and you hold on to your dignity
I promised me I'm never gonna eat cheese again
no no no