Uh-huh writing this
Uh-huh uh-huh
Makes me feel like piss

Cuz writing this
Uh-huh uh-huh
Makes me feel like piss

I have written many songs,
They never get read that long,
So I decided that I would write a parody,

Of a girl that we all know,
She has taken many blows,
And I'm writing this just for reviews,
Well it's old news.

Everyone knows, that she likes to pose,
So we all attack like bears taking Shaq,
It looks pretty cool, our art of tomfoolery,

Why'd you have to go and call Avril constipated?
You see the way I'm
Writing something popular so that it gets rated,
More than ten times,
Offspring and No Doubt, Nofx, Bad Religion, and Thursday just don't get read now,
Honestly shamelessly I really hope this don't get hated,
Oh no.

First off, find a clever word,
Something nobody has heard,
Replacing the title of the song, but don't be long,
You still have to do the rest,
I just hope it's not too messed,
You know, nobody will laugh it up, if it just sucks,

Verses are tough, but bridges are worse,
I'm starting to think, this girl is a curse,
I try to be cool, but sound like a fool I see,

Why'd you have to go and call Avril constipated?
You see the way I'm
Writing something popular so that it gets rated,
More than ten times,
Offspring and No Doubt, Nofx, Bad Religion, and Thursday just don't get read now,
Honestly shamelessly I really hope this don't get hated,
Oh no no no no

Do you see what I just did?
In the last line of that verse,
I just basically kept the same line, I'm making time,

Nearing the end, no time left to spend,
Then I'll send it in, and hope that I win,
Just copy and paste, the chorus a few more times,
Paste it!

Why'd you have to go and call Avril constipated?
You see the way I'm
Writing something popular so that it gets rated,
More than ten times,
Offspring and No Doubt, Nofx, Bad Religion, and Thursday just don't get read now,
Honestly shamelessly I really hope this don't get hated,
Oh no no.

Why'd you have to go and call Avril constipated?
You see the way I'm
Writing something popular so that it gets rated,
More than ten times,
Offspring and No Doubt, Nofx, Bad Religion, and Thursday just don't get read now,
Honestly shamelessly I really hope this don't get hated,
Oh no no.