He was Pig
She works on a farm
Can't cook him in her pan
He was so fast
She couldn't catch
He kept running out of sight

She wanted pork
He said get the beef
Secretly she wanted beef as well
But the cow wasn't fat
It had a bad back
They had problems it wouldn't grow fat


He was burger boy
She was a farmer girl
The beef wasn't good enough for her
She had a calving knife
Which she would slice and dice
But he wouldn't come back to the farm


5 years from now
She still on the farm
Eating beef until dawn
She looks in the fridge
Guess who she sees
Burger boy's eating all the beef
She grabs the gun
Which she uses for fun
And blasts out all its guts

He was a burger boy
She said see ya later pig
And shot him in the head
She got out the meat machine
And turn him to lean cuisine
Burgers are what he is

Sorry girl but you are dead
Shun't have shot me in the head
And if u didn't eat my meat
You could have lived till 33
Too bad that you didn't see
All the maggots in my meat
Shoulda just stuck to the beef
Pigs are living things as well....



He was a burger boy
She was a farmer girl
Dead is what they are
She had a tummy ache
Now she is in a grave

Leave those little pigs aloooonnnnneee