He was a boy, he dressed like a girl
He made it blatantly obvious
He listened to pop, and did ballet
Much more I could say
He wanted a change, his manhood was hell
But to his wife he wouldn't tell
So one day he left, and didn't look back
And when he returned, he had a rack

He was a traitor boy
He said see you later boys
We weren't girly enough for him
He wanted a pretty face
Not so much of a disgrace
He needed to lose that double chin

Five years from now his wife sits at home
Feeding a baby that's skin and bone
She turns on TV, and guess who she sees
Traitor boy jumping around the screen
She calls up her friends, they already know
They knew him and found no testosterone
She goes to the club, sits down with a frown
Looks up the skirt of the man that turned her down

He was a traitor boy
He said see you later boys
He wasn't manly enough for us
Now he's a transsexual
Thinks he's irresistible
Does you're pretty face see what he was?

He was a traitor boy
He said see you later boys
He wasn't manly enough for us
Now he's a corner slut
Hole in place of his nuts
Don't let his chest hide what he was

Sorry girls, but you missed out
Well though luck, he's a girl now
He paid a doctors salary
Now this is where he has to be
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the girl that boy could be
There is more than meets the eye
His hormone pills he hides inside

I am a boy, he looks like a girl
He makes it not at all obvious
I think I'm in love, but I may be wrong
Attached to his rear is something long

I'm with the traitor boy
Something's wrong, I'm a boy!
I'm off to the medical institute
I'll be in the record vault
Checking the doctors fault
How can your hernia be so cute?

I'm with a traitor boy
And I'm gonna find a boy
Who knows the truth of my gorgeous girl
Who'll know what she's gonna be?
Maybe a prom date queen?
Or just a strange looking girl...