Justin's a freak
Britney's a geek
Can I make it any more obvious?

The junky songs
People are afraid to play
What more can I say?

Britney wants him
She'd never tell
Secretly Justin thinks she should go to hell

All the ex fans
stick up their nose
Yes, they have a problem with their preppy clothes

Justin and Britney are pop stars
Trying to slam on guitars
Truth is they really suck
They think they are so great
Always on a hot date
Instead of singing they really cluck

Fifty years from now
They sit at home
All the fans gone
Theyre all alone

Turn on TV
Guess who they see?
A new star who is fresh and punky

They see the show
The girl's not scantily clad
They think of the stardom they could have had

Justin and Britney are pop stars
Trying to slam on guitars
Truth is they really suck
They think they are so great
Always on a hot date
Instead of singing they really cluck

Sorry preps but you missed out
Give someone a chance now
You tried to start a trend
This is how your story ends

Too bad that you couldn't be
Cool and fresh and punky
You should look into their eyes
See that they're not full of lies

Avril's so cool
You are just fools
Can I make it any more obvious?
She is a hit
Haven't you heard?
And she rocks the music world!

Justin and Britney are pop stars
Trying to slam on guitars
Truth is they really suck
They think they are so great
Always on a hot date
Instead of singing they really cluck