He was a boy,
they were some ribs,
can I make it anymore obvious?

He had a job,
people ate them (ribs),
and he got first dibbs.

He wanted them,
they'd never sell,
secretly they had been in a well.
And all of his friends,
stuck up a peace sign,
while he ate that swine.

He was a Waiter Boy,
his boss said rib me boy,
he wasn't rich enough for him,
ribs had some extra sauce,
which meant they were for his boss,
he had to wear two extra bibs.

Five years from now,
he breaks at work,
cleaning the crap on his boss's shirt.
Asks him for a raise, guess what he says,
"get out of here," while he chomps on Lays.
He tells all his friends,
they already know,
and they all protest but his boss says no.
Then he walks along,
looks at the crowd,
looks at the man who turned him down.

He was a waiter boy,
his boss said rib me boy,
he wasn't rich enough for him.
Now he is unemployed,
which drives him paranoid,
does his crazy face tell what he thinks?

He was a waiter boy,
his boss said rib me boy,
he wasn't rich enough for him.
Now he is unemployed,
which drives him paranoid,
does his crazy face tell what he thinks?

Sorry boy but you got fired,
that is bad cuz someone got hired.
Ribs are more than his favorite food,
but they got eaten by that stooge.
It is bad that you can't see,
see the hit those ribs will be.
There's one more to see that pig die,
I see the food it holds inside.

He's just a boy,
I'm just some ribs,
can I make it anymore obvious?
He loves eating me,
haven't you heard,
how I rock his big dull world.

I'm with the waiter boy,
his boss said rib me boy,
I'll be on the stove after the day.
I'll be in the microwave,
waiting for you to crave,
about that substance you used to hail.

I'm with the waiter boy,
his boss said rib me boy,
I'll be on the stove after the day.
I'll be in the microwave,
waiting for you to crave,
about that substance you used to hail.