Grimm-Lack:
Say, Phate, can I ask you a question?

Phate Robot:
Sure!

Grimm-Lack:
Well, you know Jazz from Animated?

Phate Robot:
Uh-huh.

Grimm-Lack:
Well, there's G1 Jazz, and there's Movie Jazz.

Phate Robot:
Right.

Grimm-Lack:
They're all Jazzes.

Phate Robot:
Yeah.

Grimm-Lack:
Are they all related?

Phate Robot:
What?! Grimm-Lack, I'm surprised at you! I find that fanboy!

Grimm-Lack:
Oh, well I'm sorry! I was just asking!

Phate Robot:
Well, it's a bitch-fest starter
No, not all same-names are related
What are you trying to say, huh?
It's all one continuity?
Huh, huh, huh?

Grimm-Lack:
No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry
I guess that was a bit fanboy

Phate Robot:
I should say so. You should be much more
careful when you're talking about the
franchises we grew up with

Grimm-Lack:
Well, look who's talking!

Phate Robot:
What do you mean?

Grimm-Lack:
What about that Star Trek fan-site thing you told me about?

Phate Robot:
What about it?

Grimm-Lack:
Would Deep Space Nine get sections?

Phate Robot:
No, I didn't like that series-

Grimm-Lack:
You see?!

You're a little bit fanboy

Phate Robot:
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Grimm-Lack:
But I guess it's true.

Phate Robot:
Between me and you,
I think

Both:
Everyone's a little bit fanboy
Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go
Around destroying film reels
Search on Google and you will see
Fan-hate starts so easily
Maybe it's a fact
We all should know
Everyone gets bitchy
Each new show

Grimm-Lack:
Now, not big bitch-fests, like setting fire
To comics we don't like the art of -

Phate Robot:
No!

Grimm-Lack:
No, just little niggles like bitching whether Rumble
was blue or red when he's goddamn purple!

Phate Robot:
Right!

Both:
Everyone's a little bit fanboy
Today.
So, everyone's a little bit fanboy
Okay!
Prime looks different from before
But it's no longer
Old '84
Don't take it as
A childhood rape
It's not all about you
So don't flame!

Grimm-Lack:
All right, stop me if you've heard this one

Phate Robot:
Okay!

Grimm-Lack:
There's this cool photograph with three robots
and they're all sick. So there's a flamed truck, an ape

Phate Robot:
And there's Op Prime!

Petter Kulen:
Could you say that again, Phate?

Phate Robot:
Uh...

Petter Kulen:
You were telling a fan joke!

Grimm-Lack:
Well, sure, Petter, be lots of people tell fan jokes

Petter Kulen:
I don't

Grimm-Lack:
Well, not Prime jokes though - you're Prime!
But I bet you tell Star Wars jokes though

Petter Kulen:
Well, sure I do. That stupid Lucas!

Grimm-Lack:
Now, don't you think that's a little fanboy?

Petter Kulen:
Well, slag, I guess you're right

Phate Robot:
You're a little bit fanboy

Petter Kulen:
Well, you're a little bit too.

Grimm-Lack:
We're all a little bit fanboy

Petter Kulen:
I think that I would
Have to agree with you.

Grimm-Lack/Phate Robot:
We're glad you do.

Petter Kulen:
It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit fanboy -

All right!

Phate Robot:
All right!

Grimm-Lack:
All right!

Petter Kulen:
All right!
Fan-bitchin' has never been
Exclusively nerd

All:
If we could all just admit
That we are fanboy a little bit
Even though we all know
That it's wrong
Maybe it would help us
Get along

Grimm-Lack:
Primus, do I feel good

Petter Kulen:
Now there was a fine upstanding robot!

Grimm-Lack:
Who?

Petter Kulen:
Primus, man!

Phate Robot:
But, Gary, Primus was God

Petter Kulen:
No, Primus was 'bot

Phate Robot:
No, Primus was God

Petter Kulen:
No, I'm pretty sure that Primus was 'bot-

Grimm-Lack:
Guys, guys...Primus was glowy!*

Dion:
Hey guys, what are you talking about?

Petter Kulen:
Fanboy stuff!

Dion:
Cool.

CONVOY's Eve:
DION! Come back here!
You buy me Rartalarta!

Grimm-Lack:
What's that mean?

Dion:
Um, Rartorata**
Hey, don't LOL at her!
Let's see YOU translate Japanese names!

Phate Robot:
Oh, come off it Dion!
Everyone's little bit fanboy

Dion:
I'm not!

Grimm-Lack:
Oh no?

Dion:
Nope!

How many Japanese perverts
Have you got?

CONVOY's Eve:
What? Dion!

Grimm-Lack:
Dion, buddy, where you been?
The term is Kiss Players figurines!**

CONVOY's Eve:
I know you are no
Intending to be
But calling us all perverted
Offensive to me!

Dion:
I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

CONVOY's Eve:
And I love you.

Dion:
But you're fanboy, too.

CONVOY's Eve:
Yes, I know.
Hasbro makes all
The money
And directors killed
The franchise.
But we always say stupid crap
No wonder I no have guys!

Grimm-Lack:
No girls!

Phate Robot:
No guys!

Petter Kulen:
I've never even talked to one!

All:
Everyone's a little bit fanboy
It's true.
But everyone is just about
As fanboy as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are fanboy a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
So bitchy
Maybe we could buy our-
Toys in peace!

CONVOY's Eve:
Can we get a good Nitro Convoy?***