I must complain ev'ry single time I have to wash a pile
Of dishes, they won't end, I'm afraid, I'm in a state of strain
Cause how long I expected this session to last for is
Always much shorter than it turns out, know where the blame sits
Cause though I scrape, cause though I scrape
Off all the stains, off all, all the stains

Bugger
I can't believe it's still so greasy
I'm appalled
I've failed again, it's still so greasy

Got dish soap pumpin' hard but it still won't move the goo
I'm so irate, my poor wrist's in pain as it rubs to and fro
Hope that the sweat drips I'm producin' dry up fast, cause they
Probably won't help this damn oily shite just go away
Harder I scrape, harder I scrape
No chunky stains, no chunk, chunky stains

Bugger
Damn oily streaks, it's still so greasy
I'm appalled
Screwed up again, it's still so greasy
It never lessens
Why won't it leave? It's still so greasy
This is pure balls
Stuck here again, it's still so greasy

Come on, man, I want to be finished today (soon today)
Got other things on my metaphorical plate
The real ones are fine, the dishwasher runs strong
Wish it could take pans, right (that would be nice)
Would really save, would really save, hahahahaha
A lot of pain, a lot, lot of pain

Bugger
Been here since three, it's still so greasy
I'm appalled
It's half past ten, it's still so greasy
It never lessens
Defyin' me, it's still so greasy
This is pure balls
Though I won't quit, it's still so greasy