The story starts with Neville preparing for his flight
The news so dark,although he won't try to enjoy the fright
Crates full of venomous serpents to be placed in the cargo hold
Of 747-400,now they're being out of control
People can hear me scream

Snakes on a plane - is on my tuchis
Snakes on a plane - is on my side
Snakes on a plane - they get even ruthless
I can't relax - nobody died
Those aren't going far away,they've taken my whole life
There's nothing else to say

Although they crawl into a woman's purse,you maniacs
Diamondbacks are showing up,it's time to panic
I'm frightened,I'm threatened,revenge is dripping from my teeth
No Medusa showing,that brings the thriller to my knees
I have had it with these snakes on this plane
(enough is enough,who's to blame)
So are you death toward the snakes
(so desperate at a higher risk)
People can hear me scream

Snakes on a plane - is on my tuchis
Snakes on a plane - is on my side
Snakes on a plane - they get even ruthless
I can't relax - nobody died
Those aren't going far away,they've taken my whole life
There's nothing else to say

Sit back,relax,and enjoy the fright
Neville,you gotta be brave
While you thirst for pressure,I feel it grow stronger
You're keeping those snakes away
I stand before you,some things I can't get through
But now I leave your side,and worry about my pride
Those aren't going far away,they've taken my whole life
There's nothing else to say

Snakes on a plane - is on my tuchis
Snakes on a plane - is on my side
Snakes on a plane - they get even ruthless
I can't relax - nobody died
So far forever now alone,
A greater punishment on people's been imposed
Snake killers always save the fright,the snakes still frighten me,I'll never be alright