I love to sleep in my bed past nine O'Clock
Cause it doesn't require much energy
My alarm was set, and I turned it off
Since it didn't require much energy
I will lift things that weigh less than a cardboard box
Since it doesn't require much energy
I like steering boats that don't leave dock
Since it doesn't require much energy

Most things that I've done, are too bland to say
I'm really quite useless, that's OK
I won't try so I won't succeed
But I will not fail and that is what I need

I like sipping broths and drinking my Boost
Since it doesn't require much energy
I like fossil fuels if they aren't used
Since that doesn't require much energy
I like stillwater floating on a raft
Since it doesn't require much energy
Don't like outrunning snails, now please don't be daft
You know that requires much energy

Most things that I've done, are too bland to say
I'm really quite useless, that's OK
I won't try so I won't succeed
But I will not fail and that is what I need

I'm so lazy
I'm lucky I'm not dead
I'm not sleepy
But still in my bed
I like sweet things
They're rarely tough to chew
Won't be breeding
Anytime soon

Most things that I've done, are too bland to say
I'm really quite useless, that's OK
I won't try so I won't succeed
But I will not fail and that is what I need

I like staying as still as Sequoia trees
Since it doesn't require much energy
I like making jokes about celebrities
Since it doesn't require much energy