Look at these loafers on my feet.
And my stripy tie.
It's not too discreet.
The trousers that I buy,
Make other people cry,
But you can make me smart again.

I have tried everything I can,
My clothing's just not smokin',
I'm not a fashion fan,
Wearing my dressing-gown,
I look like a clown,
But you can make me smart again.

Upon you now my eyes are set,
I cannot believe it, my style I regret,
Man, I need someone,
Someone like Gok Wan.
He will make me smart again.

All I ever want to be is smart,
In my perfect outfit,
It's not too late to start.
I really like Gok's style,
I'll give him a trial,
He will make me smart again.

Upon you now my eyes are set,
I cannot believe it, my style I regret,
Man, I need someone,
Someone like Gok Wan.
He will make me smart again.

So now it must be fate,
The application form I must find.
Before the closing date,
'cause I just must go -on,
My dress sense is so wrong,
And he can make me smart again.

Upon you now my eyes are set,
I cannot believe it, my style I regret,
Man, I need someone,
Someone like Gok Wan.
He will make me smart again.

Let's goooooo.

So now I am on Gok's show set,
I now know exactly what clothing to get.
All thanks to Gok Wan,
My bad wardrobe's gone.
He has made me smart again.

All thanks to Gok Wan,
I look dapper, son.
He has made me smart again.