Song Parodies -> "Addicted (To Brew)"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted"

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Original Performer:

"Addicted (To Brew)"

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The Lyrics

You called me to the party
But something you should know
It's no trick
I'm addicted to brew
When on a bend, there are no spares
A six pack just goes right through me
It's so hard to live like this
I try to stick with Pepsi, but I shove it all away

I'm trying to explain that
I'm addicted to brew
And I'll drink more than I pay for
I'm addicted to brew
Did you hear what I said?
You will never call me over again
For liquor
I'm quicker...

A hescher!

The first day I drank beer
Don't know, it was a case or two
I wasn't sick
I'm addicted to brew
You won't want me in your crew
I'd drink a thousand cans before I'm through
And I'll never need to p***

Best way to make you happy
I think that you just should
Hide all your brew
Yes, stash it all away!
Can't you understand that

I'm addicted to brew
Though it's not like that I need it
I'm addicted to brew
No hangover
Don't forget what I said
'Cause I'll empty out the cooler again
Big drinker!
Big drinker!

Tonight I will be drinking
My cuervezas with lime
The Jagers I will be chugging
And Leinies divine!

There is no mistaking that
I'm addicted to brew
I imbibe it, then absorb it
I'm addicted to brew
I reiterate that
I'm addicted to brew
I repeat it, and restate it
I'm addicted to brew

Big beer lover
I just love beer, I guess
And I won't be drinking Kool-Aid again
Just liquor

Malt liquor
I'm addicted to brew
Budweiser
I'm addicted to brew
Anheuser
I'm addicted to brew
Hard lager
I'm addicted to brew
I chug 'er!

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Matthias - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Cheers mate!

Peter Andersson - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment

The obvious title sub, but I guess it was a day by day job parody 4 you because unless you really have become an alcoholic I think the pacing could have been a little tighter and the Agri I've seen hug rounds would not have left a chorus line sitting with the verse like "can't you understand that". Now I feel pretty much the same way 4 taking on booze parodies these days, we both have more than 300 under our belts so you know what I mean 4 sure, if not you can always take a crack at "I'm attracted to ewes", though that sheep pun subject have also been pretty much done by to many of us too often already, right? :-)

Tim Mayfield - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Yes. Well done. Not sure of some of the speeling ya got on this one, but what was p***.. isn't it supposed to rhyme with puke? hehe

Agrimorfee - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Tim: The original line is "Do you think I deserve this?" Take it from there. ;)
Yes, I misspelled "cervezas." Thanks for your supports, all.

Dr Music - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment

I love this absolutely amazing song parody you've done. It reminds me of Bob and Doug Mckenzie from SCTV. Those two guys were awesome.

Jason - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Excellent!

Agrimorfee - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment

OS video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So1oSxppdlo

Matthias - May 06, 2016 - Report this comment

Not great. A couple of missed rhymes in here for a SIMPLE song too which is shocking since I know you are usually really good at that but the line "The first day I had beer" is the main culprit which could of easily been fixed by replacing "beer" for "booze". Also this was too light hearted for an alcohol addiction song and would of been interesting if you made it a bit sadder which is odd in a parody but it could of been something more than what it is which would of been pretty powerful actually. Still not bad.

Abbott Skelding - May 07, 2016 - Report this comment

Not bad, but not great either. I agree that the OS is a bit too poppy for a song about alcohol addiction which made for a weird contrast. A few little changes will make this one a pretty good spoof.

Max Power - May 17, 2016 - Report this comment

Remember the bottles of beer on the wall? I can guess what happened to those.

bobpiecheese - May 17, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Pretty decent, but a bit repetitive and bland for a song about booze. I was expecting either some over-the-top descriptions of the addiction (like hooking up an IV filled with vodka) or some drunken antics. Then again, for an eight-year-old parody I can't expect too much. 555 worthy, but not one of your best.

Blaydeman - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I have to agree. The tone was disjunctive from the lyrics/theme and there was a lot of missed rhymes and pacing issues. This felt a little rushed and not really cared enough for. I think I've come to expect top notch work from you and I don't think this older work of yours hods up. It's really a testament to how much better you've gotten. We all have entries like this one, just not your strongest.

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