On a Monday, I am aching.
On Tuesday, I am shaking.
And by Wednesday, I can't breath.
Then it flushes, I hear you.
And the toilet, is in clear view.
It has come to rescue me.
Damn.... my stomach starts to bend
I can hardly feel my legs, I hope it ends.

Ohhhhhhhhh
I've gone about 4 days without getting out of my bed.
But I was often fed.
Ohhhhhhhhh
I couldn't take a crap and I feel like I have been shot.
Now I'm sitting on the pot.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.

It is noisy, messy.
It looks junky, and it's chunky.
I have to keep on flushing.
Small magazines, it is wild.
They're all too short, need a bible.
And it's so disgusting.

Now.... it's coming out so fast.
Well it hits that water and makes a splash.

Ohhhhhhhhh
I've gone about 4 days without getting out of my bed.
But I was often fed.
Ohhhhhhhhh
I couldn't take a crap and I feel like I have been shot.
Now I'm sitting on the pot.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.

Will I ever leave this john and become free?
I'm in so much pain.
And if I've sharted in my pants.
I doubt it ever goes away.

On a Monday, I am farting.
On Tuesday, I am barfing,
Onto your clothes, that has to suck

Ohhhhhhhhh
I've gone about 4 days without getting out of my bed.
But I was often fed.
Ohhhhhhhhh
I couldn't take a crap and I feel like I have been shot.
Ohhh now I'm sitting on the pot.
Ohhh now I'm sitting on the pot.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.
All the pieces, pieces, pieces of shit.