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That lady last night went awfully crazy
She caught me staring
But can you blame me
You saw that low cut top she's wearing
Call me shallow, cuts me deep
Although I'm squeezing in my sleep
ABCD, love all of them
Been called a creep, it doesn't offend
I love cleavage

I've had issues with cleavage for all of my days
Stare for too long and get smacked in the face
Call me a pervert, it does not phase
And on occasion she'll whip out the mace

She fill up those cups, I can't look up
Eye contact is painful, like a cut
Some are silicone, Still I'm fond
Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson

And when they bounce, I sweat by the ounce
Don't care she's a talker, just that she's got knockers
Time is invested, in those who are chested
Saw some today, think I'm being tested

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I love looking
I love women
I love cleavage

A girl bends over to tie her shoe and
I can look now for a second or two
Yeah, of course I've learned some rules like
Don't go out till your shades on

And don't even glance till her date's gone
Could be as old as Sarah Palin
I've been into hooters since day one
And her shirt so tight, how's it stay on

Look while I'm driving, that is never good luck
Last time that I did I near rear-ended a truck
Time is invested in those who are chested
Woke up today, I had to address this

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Now if all the ladies would like
Would like to know what's on the mind of a man
On the mind of a man
Well just listen to me

Jugs
Melons
Boobs got me crazy
Breasts and

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Man, I love cleavage, I love it
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
But after that, you know what's going down
My place, Total Recall, one girl, three boobs
You're all invited, bring your friends, bring your dog

Do I really have to look away
Or can I just stare at these for the rest of my life?