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Song Parodies -> "A Mothball a Day"
Original Song Title:
"An Apple a Day"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aqua
Parody Song Title:
"A Mothball a Day"
Parody Written by:
Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
The Lyrics
This is dedicated who has ever had a problem with termites, roaches, maggots, fleas, houseflies, moths, and just general infestation of any insects whatsoever. Die, you stinking parasites!
Welcome to my cabin
Welcome to the place
Where we will exterminate
All the moths in the bug race
Sick of all these termites
Gnawing up my walls
Sick of crunching roaches
Walking up and down my halls
They get in, they get out
Then we'll poison them out
Now get out, now get out, now get out
CHORUS
You know a mothball a day
Will keep those insects away
Don't need no Raid or no OFF!
We tell them all to buzz off
They eat up all your floorboards
Then they eat you up
Because they're pesky vurmen
They make your sister throw up
Die, you fleas
They get in, they get out
Then we'll poison them out
Now get out, now get out, now get out
CHORUS
Cause those flies have to die
And those fleas have to flee
We are exterminating, this fills me with glee
The bugs tend to fall when they crawl up the walls
Do what you want, we will bug you, we will drug you
CHORUS
Cause those flies have to die
And those fleas have to flee
We are exterminating, this fills me with glee
Welcome to the place
Where we will exterminate
All the moths in the bug race
Sick of all these termites
Gnawing up my walls
Sick of crunching roaches
Walking up and down my halls
They get in, they get out
Then we'll poison them out
Now get out, now get out, now get out
CHORUS
You know a mothball a day
Will keep those insects away
Don't need no Raid or no OFF!
We tell them all to buzz off
They eat up all your floorboards
Then they eat you up
Because they're pesky vurmen
They make your sister throw up
Die, you fleas
They get in, they get out
Then we'll poison them out
Now get out, now get out, now get out
CHORUS
Cause those flies have to die
And those fleas have to flee
We are exterminating, this fills me with glee
The bugs tend to fall when they crawl up the walls
Do what you want, we will bug you, we will drug you
CHORUS
Cause those flies have to die
And those fleas have to flee
We are exterminating, this fills me with glee
And one other thing, this song should make a good 'on-hold' or commrercial ad theme for an extermination company.
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