I see the baker every day
I see him with his sugar snacks and feel So Sick (ugh!)
With a butterknife bakes this wold (this world)
A bunch of cakes (not good)
Shortcakes in fasion,
shortcakes are sickening
He asks myself again,
every day at one O'clock
"Do you wanna try this?"

I don't want a pie
(I don't want a cake)
I don't want a cake
(I don't want a pie)
I'm on a diet
So just keep quiet

I don't want a pie
(I don't want a cake)
I don't want a cake
(I don't want a pie)
I'm on a diet
So just keep quiet

This is a plea for sweets (no sweets!)
To all the bakers of the world (and to...)
To the candy shop owners,
People making donuts,
In their every day kitchens
Pie, icing, fat, cake- the bad nutrition has to stop!
If you see somethin' brown
Then it's probably chocolate sauce!
Run away somewhere and hide
And never look back! No!

I don't want a pie
(I don't want a cake)
I don't want a cake
(I don't want a pie)
I'm on a diet
So just keep quiet

I don't want a pie
(I don't want a cake)
I don't want a cake
(I don't want a pie)
I'm on a diet
So just keep quiet

Isn't everybody tired of the Icing? (Hey, hey)
Isn't everybody tired of the Filling? (Hey, hey)
Isn't everybody tired of the Chocolate? (Hey, hey)
Isn't everybody tired of the Sugar? (Hey, hey)
Sprinkles! (Hey, hey)
Whipped Cream! (Hey!)
Filling! (Hey!)
Icing! (Hey!)

DAAAAAAHHHH!!!

I don't want a pie
(I don't want a cake)
I don't want a cake
(I don't want a pie)
I'm on a diet
So just keep quiet

I don't want a pie
(I don't want a cake)
I don't want a cake
(I don't want a pie)
I'm on a diet
So just keep quiet