La da da la loser
La da da la loser
La da da la la la loser
It took too long, it took too long, it took too long for this to shut down
And normally I would, what's wrong with that?
There must be something wrong with my PC
My stupid PC

I surfed the web, I surfed the web, I surfed the web
Spyware took its toll
Now Adware's going out of control
Some weird trojan horses right off the walls
Right off the walls

The type of threat I couldn't see
Really slows down my PC
That has to go
No system was up to no good
I was still in a worse mood
Soon I'd just know

Tried to inspect, they'd all inspect, inspect on me
Tried to infect, they'd all infect, infect me
Tried to affect, they'd all affect, affect me
I'd went upset, I'm all upset, this upsets me

This is the computer hacker song
About viruses hurt some
They've gone too far, and left a scar

There's something wrong, there's something wrong, there's something wrong with my own iMac
How will I ever have to fight back
Viruses track
Worms striking back
They'll hurt my Mac!

They can raid through my inbox
That's not fair
I will forward
The messages
To everybody that I know
Gone too far, I'd felt absurd
Soon I should know

Tried to inspect, they'd all inspect, inspect on me
Tried to infect, they'd all infect, infect me
Tried to affect, they'd all affect, affect me
I'd went upset, I'm all upset, this upsets me

Can't deny, can't deny, my PC is slowing down, why?
My hard drive's gonna die
So I'd rather think clearly, clearly
Before this nearly, nearly messed up the situation
What's affecting my dearly dearly?
Come on!

Tried to inspect, they'd all inspect, inspect on me
Tried to infect, they'd all infect, infect me
Tried to affect, they'd all affect, affect me
I'd went upset, I'm all upset, this upsets me

This is the computer hacker song
About viruses hurt some
They've gone too far, and left a scar

This is the computer virus song
'bout privacy gone wrong
What will it be, what will it be

La da da la loser
La da da la loser
La da da la la la loser