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Song Parodies -> "Any Fries?"
Original Song Title:
"Open Your Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Alterbridge
Parody Song Title:
"Any Fries?"
Parody Written by:
Abbott Skelding
The Lyrics
Looking at the new Wendy's
What it is I'm gonna eat
Through the doors i'm gonna go
What to eat i still don't know
They have it all
Constantly it burdens me
Hard to choose i can't believe
Made my choice, i did my task
When the cashier asks
Do you want any fries?
With the burger that you ordered
On and on he keeps asking
Even after i said no
Do you want any fries?
Then finally i said yes
I'm lookin at the Burger King
Wonderin if it'll happen again
I'll just say i don't like fries
They'll go right to my theighs
But i still eat
This burger smells, it tastes like stone
It's so cold it feels like snow
Will I ever see this day
Will it ever change
No I don't want fries
I'm never comin back again
Still today i carry on
I know the day still wont come
No i dont want any fries
Do you realize im not hungry
Do you want any fries?
With the burger that you ordered
On and on he keeps asking
Even after i said no
Do you want any fries?
Then finally i said yes
OK fine, i'll take fries,
"I'm sorry, we are all out"
What it is I'm gonna eat
Through the doors i'm gonna go
What to eat i still don't know
They have it all
Constantly it burdens me
Hard to choose i can't believe
Made my choice, i did my task
When the cashier asks
Do you want any fries?
With the burger that you ordered
On and on he keeps asking
Even after i said no
Do you want any fries?
Then finally i said yes
I'm lookin at the Burger King
Wonderin if it'll happen again
I'll just say i don't like fries
They'll go right to my theighs
But i still eat
This burger smells, it tastes like stone
It's so cold it feels like snow
Will I ever see this day
Will it ever change
No I don't want fries
I'm never comin back again
Still today i carry on
I know the day still wont come
No i dont want any fries
Do you realize im not hungry
Do you want any fries?
With the burger that you ordered
On and on he keeps asking
Even after i said no
Do you want any fries?
Then finally i said yes
OK fine, i'll take fries,
"I'm sorry, we are all out"
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