Nothing new Hu- 555! The British and French in the '30s started a smear campaign against Hitler that involved a missing testicle, Golden shower Thursdays, STDs from WW1 whoring, love affairs with relatives, etc... Postwar there is still a frenzy over Hitler escaped to Argentina via sub, moved through Paraguay up to Brazil and died there with his black lover Cutinga! The stories and myths just keep getting wilder, although the majority are already debunked, dismissed.

Btw, many reported that early in her career Lady Gaga had a penis too as Hermaphrodite. Proven 100% false! Didn't you do a parody on that topic?

Welcome to the SHDC (Schlong Hitler's Dong Club) Hu - 555!

I read "Hitler, The Psychopathic God", by Robert Waite just a few months ago. Waite finds a lot of Freudian and sexual causes for Hitler's behavior. I think it is entirely possible for someone to become so focused on a goal that he places that goal above the satisfaction of sexual desire. Did the one-testicle theory originate with that British marching song? Even if he only had one, I don't think that would keep the other parts from working as they were supposed to. Though, it seems all the women in his life ended up trying to kill themselves.

No, it all started in 1916 when Hitler was injured in the groin and right leg by shrapnel. If he lost a testicle, it would be in his German Army medical record and his buddies would have found out about it. No such reports or statements. Hitler resumed dispatch runner duties and received a medal. All of Hitler's lovers as well as doctor records were recovered. Again, no missing testicle nor super small penis recorded. No statements by survivor lovers. Also, don't buy into the Hitler escaped to Brazil nonsense on TV or in books. The FBI declassified records only record that they were looking for him in various locations (plural) and that Stalin denied knowing if Hitler had perished or not. But Hanna Reitsch was the only one who could have gotten him out of Berlin prior to April 30, 1945. After that it was impossible as his pilots all were captured and the Russians were within 500m of the bunker. Bormann tried to get out and was hit. His remains were discovered decades later. The SS burned as much of the bodies as possible, broke up the bones and scattered the remains in areas under heavy Soviet artillery fire. A doppelganger was found intact shot in the head assassination style forehead, not through the mouth. All the bunker dogs and the Goebbels family were also dug up and accounted for. The stories of the postwar NKVD, Odessa, Argentina, etc... are largely fabricated or exaggerated. True that the last radio transmission from the bunker was to Tierra del Feugo (Fire Island). But that could be for any number of Nazi officials or SS leadership that escaped to S America. 250,000 Germans escaped to S America in the last year of the war!!! Many set up business fronts in accordance to the Red House agreement. I.G. Farben's NW-7 industrial operatives went there too which is little known.

Rob -- Yep, I did! It was a parody of "Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Weird Al.

Looks like I already tackled that back then!