Song Parodies -> "Teen Puberty"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth Criminal"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Teen Puberty"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Every guy knows the effects of male teen puberty. And the one homosexual joke is not meant to be taken seriously at all.

As I passed on by the window
Heard the sound of dirty porno
Walked right into the bedroom
Saw the Penthouse
On the carpet
He was sitting close to his desk
Face looking at, the computer
Self-pleasure in the bedroom
So he looked down
It was his doom

Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny

Danny are you okay, I'm just happy, that you're not gay,
It just happens to us boys,
Raging horomones,
And the tingly feelings
I just walked into the bedroom
Saw the porno, on the carpet
And here I find you in the bedroom,
Naughty Nurses, it was your doom

Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, some Teen Puberty

So I pass the bathroom today,
It was Tuesday, on a school day
As I make a salutation
You look desparate, popping large zits

Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny

Danny are you okay, don't be worried, 'cause it's okay
It is perfectly normal,
The pizza face,
Hair in funny places
I just pass by the bathroom
Neutrogena, it's your weapon,
And then you cover your face,
Neutrogena, it'll help you

Danny are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Danny
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, some Teen Puberty

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Abbott Skelding - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment

This song is freakin hillarious. Very nice, 555

Phil Alexander - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment

I'm just glad you used the Alien Ant Farm version for this ;-)

Josh - January 20, 2006 - Report this comment

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! 5's all the way!!

YAD - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment

Heh, heh, what they said. I feel comforted that I no longer relate to the topics in this parody; I hope it means I've finally finished puberty, but it probably means I've yet to begin. Go figure. :-)

Cat - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Gah...I was just thinking of doing a parody in a similar vein, something called "I Get Aroused" to the Beach Boys' "I Get Around," but you had to go steal my idea. Oh well, no hard feelings. I can 5 this. =)

uh man duh {Amanda} - February 23, 2006 - Report this comment

umm this person must have been horney and bored when they wrote this !

BPrulz - March 01, 2006 - Report this comment

uh man duh, you say horny like it's a bad thing, and nope, I wasn't.

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