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Song Parodies -> "My Voice is Roadkill, So is My Career"
Original Song Title:
"Rabbits Are Roadkill on Route 37"
Original Performer:
AFI
Parody Song Title:
"My Voice is Roadkill, So is My Career"
Parody Written by:
Some damn ferret and his GF...again
The Lyrics
What would happen if Davey Havok lost his voice and needed to get surgery?
In a raspy voice:
What is with this cyst?
Now I can't sing this
My manager wants me to sing loud
But this is as loud as I get
And for surgery, I can't pay
But maybe Smith can, maybe Smith can
"Desperation, try to sing it"
I tell him I'm low
(Oh, I'm too lo-oh-ow)
Is throat surgery
Necessary?
How much would I owe
IF I MUST PAY THE BILL?
What I did was wrong
Now my voice is gone
Now it's just an echo
When I try to sing my song
All the notes that I can't hit now
Now I regret it, I remember
"Desperation, try to sing it"
I tell him I'm low
(Oh, I'm too lo-oh-ow)
Is throat surgery
Necessary?
How much would I owe
IF I MUST PAY THE BILL?
I wait
In the OR
for...
for my surgery
DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!
I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT THIS
TORTURES ME!
HAVE I CREATED THE SUFFERING!?
SHOW ME!
Or do you happily cut, further in?
to sever what's left inside, that binds me.
(Jade Puget's "violin" solo)
Now all I feel is...
Apprehension, nervous tension
Can I sing right now ( I sing right no-ah-ow)
In isolation
I have waited
for this time to come
AND NOW I'M FUCKING SCARED!
Apprehension, nervous tension
Can I sing right now ( I sing right no-ah-ow)
In isolation
I have waited
for this time to come
AND NOW I'M FUCKING SCARED,SO SCARED!
What is with this cyst?
Now I can't sing this
My manager wants me to sing loud
But this is as loud as I get
And for surgery, I can't pay
But maybe Smith can, maybe Smith can
"Desperation, try to sing it"
I tell him I'm low
(Oh, I'm too lo-oh-ow)
Is throat surgery
Necessary?
How much would I owe
IF I MUST PAY THE BILL?
What I did was wrong
Now my voice is gone
Now it's just an echo
When I try to sing my song
All the notes that I can't hit now
Now I regret it, I remember
"Desperation, try to sing it"
I tell him I'm low
(Oh, I'm too lo-oh-ow)
Is throat surgery
Necessary?
How much would I owe
IF I MUST PAY THE BILL?
I wait
In the OR
for...
for my surgery
DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!
I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT THIS
TORTURES ME!
HAVE I CREATED THE SUFFERING!?
SHOW ME!
Or do you happily cut, further in?
to sever what's left inside, that binds me.
(Jade Puget's "violin" solo)
Now all I feel is...
Apprehension, nervous tension
Can I sing right now ( I sing right no-ah-ow)
In isolation
I have waited
for this time to come
AND NOW I'M FUCKING SCARED!
Apprehension, nervous tension
Can I sing right now ( I sing right no-ah-ow)
In isolation
I have waited
for this time to come
AND NOW I'M FUCKING SCARED,SO SCARED!
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I am glad Daniel's comment was removed, it was a very hurtful comment that took a jab at gay people who have nothing to do with AFI
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