Put on your yamakah
Here comes Hanukkah
So much Fun-ikah
To celebrate Hanukkah

Hanukkah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

So when you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's another list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me.

Linkin Park's Brad Delson plays Hanukkah songs on his guitar,
Then eats Latkes with Howard Stern and Bill Maher.

Guess whose ancestor was a maccabee
Cartoonists Mel Blanc and the Marvelous Stan Lee

Carrie Fisher's half-Jewish; Natalie Portman's half too.
Put them together: What a fine lookin' Jew.

You don't Christmas carols or mistletoe
When you can spin a dreidel with Jack Black and Gwyneth Paltrow (Both Jewish)

Put on your Yamakah
It's time for Hanukkah
Thousands of people in Salonica
Celebrate Hanukkah

O.J. Simpson; Nope, still not a Jew
But guess who is; Hank Azaria, voice of Apu

Everybody knows that Jerry Seinfeld is a Jew,
But I bet you didn't know that George's mother is too.

We've got David Blaine, and psychic Uri Geller
Penn isn't Jewish, but guess who is: His partner, Teller

So many Jews are in Showbiz
Jerry Springer is Jewish, but no one thinks he is.

Tell your other friend Monica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah.
Even though it's non-canonic-a, you still can celebrate Hanukkah.
So eat your Cherry bonbon-ikah, and your Chinese wonton-ikah
If you really, really wann-ikah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah