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Song Parodies -> "Junk"
Original Song Title:
"Strut"
Original Performer:
Adam Lambert
Parody Song Title:
"Junk"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Based on a true story. My car crapped out on me yesterday and now I'm having to pay 500 bucks to replace a hose that busted. That's honestly about the 15th repair I had to make on this damn car with all of the cash I spent on it I could have bought a brand new Lamborghini by now.
The exhaust pumps out pollution
And smog is always in profusion
The seat belts give you contusions
Safety is a mere illusion
While driving you’re afraid
The brakes have fried
Try to stomp down
The car just slides
Watch the carnage begin!
Tires are worn
Soon they’ll be popped
Lift up the hood
Flames can’t be stopped
Call the fire engine!
My car’s a piece of junk! JUNK! Junk!
Don’t pick up those keys!
JUNK! Junk! Junk!
Or you’ll be deceased!
I’m not ready to sell all I got
At the jewela’s
Firestone just made me pout
They just want my mula, Mula, Mula!
Don’t want me to hula, Hula, Hula!
Just want all my Mula!
Won’t use public transportation
Buses aren’t good compensation
Since nothing cures all my frustration
Like these Fuzzy dice decorations
This damn oil sprays!
The pistons have fried
My car’s going south
A constant decline!
Let the tow-truck seize it!
Scrapes in my doors
Came from some claws
Raccoons must hate
Vehicle flaws
Toss it in the trash bin!
My car’s a piece of junk! Junk! JUNK!
Springs stick from the seats!
JUNK! Junk! JUNK!
I can’t hit the streets!
Not to mention splattered thanks to doves
And rogue crow!
Interior just smells like trout!
And chicks think it’s so gross! So gross! So gross!
It’s nasty and morose! Morose! Morose!
My car’s worse off than most!
My… Rear… View… Mirrors
Dangle… From a cord down
This jalopy is my whip
And it’s a hunk of JUUUUUUUUUUNK!
Junk! JUNK!
Junk! JUNK!
It’s a home for fleas!
Should already drop it at the dump
But I won’t go!
A car I cannot live without
Not walking like Frodo! Frodo! Frodo!
Much more like Han Solo! Solo! Solo!
That spaceship he does own!
Jalopy is what I’ll be arriving in!
Jalopy is what I’ll be arriving in!
Junk! Junk! Junk!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
And smog is always in profusion
The seat belts give you contusions
Safety is a mere illusion
While driving you’re afraid
The brakes have fried
Try to stomp down
The car just slides
Watch the carnage begin!
Tires are worn
Soon they’ll be popped
Lift up the hood
Flames can’t be stopped
Call the fire engine!
My car’s a piece of junk! JUNK! Junk!
Don’t pick up those keys!
JUNK! Junk! Junk!
Or you’ll be deceased!
I’m not ready to sell all I got
At the jewela’s
Firestone just made me pout
They just want my mula, Mula, Mula!
Don’t want me to hula, Hula, Hula!
Just want all my Mula!
Won’t use public transportation
Buses aren’t good compensation
Since nothing cures all my frustration
Like these Fuzzy dice decorations
This damn oil sprays!
The pistons have fried
My car’s going south
A constant decline!
Let the tow-truck seize it!
Scrapes in my doors
Came from some claws
Raccoons must hate
Vehicle flaws
Toss it in the trash bin!
My car’s a piece of junk! Junk! JUNK!
Springs stick from the seats!
JUNK! Junk! JUNK!
I can’t hit the streets!
Not to mention splattered thanks to doves
And rogue crow!
Interior just smells like trout!
And chicks think it’s so gross! So gross! So gross!
It’s nasty and morose! Morose! Morose!
My car’s worse off than most!
My… Rear… View… Mirrors
Dangle… From a cord down
This jalopy is my whip
And it’s a hunk of JUUUUUUUUUUNK!
Junk! JUNK!
Junk! JUNK!
It’s a home for fleas!
Should already drop it at the dump
But I won’t go!
A car I cannot live without
Not walking like Frodo! Frodo! Frodo!
Much more like Han Solo! Solo! Solo!
That spaceship he does own!
Jalopy is what I’ll be arriving in!
Jalopy is what I’ll be arriving in!
Junk! Junk! Junk!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!
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I'm sure you exaggerate for the parody...Cars are an expense..$500 to replace a hose..hope that's an exaggeration...this, definitely, highlights the frustrations of a car owner.
That's the biggest joke in this parody. It's not an exaggeration. Firestone employees really are just a bunch of con-men
If you drive a hunk of junk, you don't have to worry so much about car thieves! Great parody.
Good thing the OS wan't called "Spit"...the chorus would have been mighty different in your parody!;) Wacky subs for the "solo solo solo" sections was the best part of this.
(Artistry) This parody is no clunker! LOL! This one is a gem!
(Artistry) You wound up with my old car? Good job on a topic a lot of us can relate to.
Great job here... I drive a POS '73 Olds Delta 88 at the moment (I go through about 2 $100 impound-auction cars a year since I buy the worst drivable car I can and drive them into the ground), and it is only a little better than the car in your parody. Gas mileage is another story, and Firestone hasn't been bad to me. $555 toward your repair bill.
(Artistry) Huh, I'm used to "mula" being spelled "moolah". Whatever. Anyway, wonderful parody, sucks that it's based on a true story. Andria beat me to the $555 repair bill joke, damnation!
@Conqueror: Don't feel bad... everyone gets beaten to something every now & then...
Well, I have to admit I had a bias being a fan of TOS, but uh. . .this was an amazing parody Matt. . .what else can I say? Your word choices here were just superb
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