And it goes
And it goes
And it goes a little something like this

Yo guys check it out guess what happened to me
Another crazy story (F*** you, AC!)
I was hangin at the court playin' B-ball
Workin' on my game (Uh, yeah, we know)
I heard the guys screaming
I thought it was for me
then I saw some guys in a car smokin' pot
it was Cheech and Chong (AC, those are some stoners!)
Yo man, you want a joint or two man?
I told him why not, I got some time
but when I kick you in the butt (Please Aaron, are you real? Smoking pot with
Cheech and Chong?)
try not to cry (Dude, weren't you nervous?)
Yeah, the guys from Up in Smoke
I knew I'd get stoned
Psyche them out
Said Chong, "Yo man, we're gonna fly"
Start smokin', the cops are out
Pay attention as the story goes..................

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It's like boom
I ate a pizza in a split second
I heard the cops screaming out "Freeze!"
I swear I'm telling you the facts
'cause that's how I got stoned

So check it out
I thought that I could fly
but I then I started seeing Nick next to me
I was throwing up mad (Yuck Aaron! That's simply gross!)
I knew there was a way I could make it stop
so I drank two bottles of Pepto Bismol
so I said to the cop, "Hey, you peed in your pants!"
he looked down and I stole his cuffs
now I'm taking them to school
watch me allllllllll
3 joints, nothin' but the best
come on Cheech, had enough pot?
downed today, I'm getting lazy
I guess we all get lazy
when we get stoned

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Joint after joint
buy some more weed
too lazy to go to school
I'm not the man
joint after joint
buy some more weed
too lazy to go to school
I'm not the man

And we got stoned
can't believe it was real
I just got stoned with Cheech and Chong
one more joint is all that I can smoke today
I threw it down
We were all shamed
I must admit this is crazy
Sorry, Cheech, Sorry Chong, I gotta go home
before my mom goes crazy
but anyhow I feel lazy
but then I heard my mother's voice
Get up for school, you're gonna be late
Mom, can't you see Cheech and Chong and I stoned me?
STONED!!!!!! You're grounded!
Why Mom? I was just a little crazy
Aaron, you had drugs!
But Mom, it was just a dream...
OK, you're not grounded, go to school
But then Cheech and Chong really stoned me, but that's another story...

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