Cowboy City!
We are now testing...with Mr. Hemp
You have to quiet...

I park my car inside a spot
Run to that room 405
Need to pass this test before I die
Got to take you, turn in and go to pee
It tests all of the things I learned and I
Need to cheat, 'cuz I do not want to cry
Have some answers, got to look, but he stands there
Hope you can come up with the answers dude

[Chorus]
Man, I cannot take this now
Could you help me because I'm dumb and proud?
Would you believe I've got to pee?
Damn...It's getting tougher now
Could you help me because I'm stuck and scared?
Could you still answer for me?
Shoot...

If I studied 'til tomorrow could you still help me?
If I weren't a good student would you still pass me?
If I got kicked out and expelled way too damn early,
Could I rely on you to be here academically?
If I turned back to a failure from an ace, I would cry and move downhill, like
some of my grades?
If I was tense and I was wrong could you push me aside?
If it were time to put in work would you take my ride?
I'd become a work-a-holic, good drinkin' and drive
I don't know the answers, just cuz I stayed inside
And I ain't pass cause I drank forties at Wienerschnitz'
Please don't be ashamed to tell your friends you be helpin' me?
Inside class if I apply my mind would you like that?
If I ask you for an answer would you tell me?
Now I need meet you there, at the bus stop
And you can quiz me through the night, I think I need to

[chorus]
Man, I think I'm gonna pass
Or I'll have to kick your ass, cut class
Would you still study with me?
Damn...I'm getting nervous now
It's too early in the morn', use a horn
Could you still come wake me up?
Crap...

Now would they boot me if the teacher found that I was cheatin'?
Did you believe me when I asked you, you be the one helpin'?
Are you mad 'cause I'm asking you 20 dumb questions?
You are my buddy? 'Cause if so, you keep me guessing
Do you trust me enough, to give me some points?
I'm looking at ya' trying to figure out what you just said
If I strayed would you say things to help me focus?
You taught me everything, you taught me how
If I was cheating during class and Mr. Hemp walks by me?
And when he asked me about it, I said it wasn't me
Would he suspend me, or warn and leave me?
How bad is my grade, is that because I have been so wrong?
I'm only human, man, I make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I hate you 'cuz your rep is fake
You know my style, I fail, and you feel the pain

[Chorus]
Man, I see I did not pass
So I'll have to kick your a** on the grass
Would you still take tests for me?
Damn...I know I'm failing now
Would you help me because I'm real sorry?
I guess I'll be here next year
Shoot...

Could you help me study?
Could you help me on the bus?
I'll ask 23 questions and they all about pus
Could you help me study?
Could you help me on the bus?
I'll ask 23 questions and they all about pus