In the future,
Next Sunday,
Lives Joel,
Servo,
Art Crow,
Torgo,

I, I don’t want it,
I gotta get off here,
I must escape this,
This whole life of fear,
Don’t wanna see more Gamera,
I’m sick of Master Ninja,

I suffered through It Conquered the World,
During Magic Sword I almost hurled,
Monster A-Go-Go unfurled,
And the movie about those swamp girls,
How do people even make it, make it?
I swear I can no longer take it,
If I see another Sandy Frank hit,
I’ll likely have a brain fit, brain fit,
Please stop King Dinosaur,
And I hate Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster,
If I have to sit through Ring of Terror,
Once more I swear my brain stem will painfully tear,
Sure, my robot friends are funny,
But it’s still hard for Robot vs. Aztec Mummy,
So I’m-a search behind every hamdingers box,
To find that hidden escape pod,

Oh, Dr. F, would you please let me return to you,
I’ll just forget this if you set me down in Timbuktu,
But every Sunday night ‘till daylight you make me watch crappy movies,
I try to have a good time, let me out, I’m sick of this,
(Let me talk to you),

Clayton, it’s a new age,
Past Girl in Lover’s Lane,
I need to leave here, this experiment’s inhumane,
I’ve made you inventions, baby,
And I know your reputation says you’re crazy,
But won’t you let me off here?

You’ve got me sayin’,
I, Joel, am tired of watching crappy movies,
I need to get down to Deep 13,
Servo is sick of War of the Colossal Beast,
I need you to lay off of me,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
I’ve got to get to Earth,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
I’ve got to get to Earth,

SST Death Flight,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then,
The Crawling Eye,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then,
Earth vs. the Spider,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then,
The Monster’s Bride,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then…

I swear, I’m about to pop,
Invention exchange has got to stop,
I hated Robot Holocaust,
Cried in Godzilla vs. Megalon,
Oh, the 60’s, Deep 13, the MST,
Let me free,
Sweat soakin’, Manos-in’,
With commercial signs in between,
I don’t want to hide,
From The Day the Earth Froze,
I stay in the theater through The Magic Sword,
Quippin’ with my buddy Servo,
Crow does his impression of Groucho,
From the satellite,
In the sky,
I want to get down, down, down,
Through my five years up here, I’m sick of orbiting around,
I forever thank TV’s Frank,
For almost landing me down,
But Clayton rose a stank,
And now I’m left to moan and frown,
So how about it, Clayton, if we switch positions?
From underground to the sound,
Of outer space,
(Let me talk to you),

Clayton, it’s a new age,
Past Hercules Unchained,
I need to leave here, this experiment’s inhumane,
I’ve made you inventions, baby,
And I know your reputation says you’re crazy,
But won’t you let me off here?

You’ve got me sayin’,
I, Joel, am tired of watching crappy movies,
I need to get down to Deep 13,
Art Crow is sick of Attack of the Giant Leech,
I need you to lay off of me,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
I’ve got to get to Earth,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
Don’t want it,
I’ve got to get to Earth,

Time of the Apes,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then,
It’s The Last Chase,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then,
Project Moonbase,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then,
The Hands of Fate,
I thought it couldn’t get worse but then…