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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Nightwish that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 122 misheard song lyrics for Nightwish on amIright currently.
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"10th Man Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the blood, and the pain.
Original Lyrics:
Pull the plug, end the pain.
"10th Man Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the blood, and the pain
Original Lyrics:
Pull the plug, end the pain.
"10th Man Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Man to man
Slaughter to slaughter
Dust to dust
Slaughter to slaughter
Dust to dust
Original Lyrics:
Man to man
Soldier to soldier
Dust to dust
Soldier to soldier
Dust to dust
"7 Days To The Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the city of boobs
Original Lyrics:
Leave the city of fools
"7 Days To The Wolves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try rolling me around as they come to take us
Original Lyrics:
Time drawing near as they come to take us
"Amaranth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Caress the one
The Nefer-Fading rain in your heart
The Jesus' snow-white Zorro.
The Nefer-Fading rain in your heart
The Jesus' snow-white Zorro.
Original Lyrics:
Caress the one
The never-fading rain in your heart
The tears of snow-white sorrow.
The never-fading rain in your heart
The tears of snow-white sorrow.
"Amaranth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carrots that wander
Never faiding, raiding your heart
And Jesus' snow-white Zorro
Carrots that wander
Hiding M&M's in a lamb
Arthur they bray.
Never faiding, raiding your heart
And Jesus' snow-white Zorro
Carrots that wander
Hiding M&M's in a lamb
Arthur they bray.
Original Lyrics:
Caress the one, the Never-Fading
Rain in your heart - the tears of snow-white sorrow
Caress the one, the hiding amaranth
In a land of daybreak.
Rain in your heart - the tears of snow-white sorrow
Caress the one, the hiding amaranth
In a land of daybreak.
"Amaranth"
Misheard Lyrics:
There is the one
Whose never ending reign in your heart
Induces snow white sorrow
Whose never ending reign in your heart
Induces snow white sorrow
Original Lyrics:
Caress the one
The never-fading rain in your heart
The tears of snow-white sorrow.
The never-fading rain in your heart
The tears of snow-white sorrow.
"Angels Fall First" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Farewell, no words to say
Beside the growths on your brain.
Beside the growths on your brain.
Original Lyrics:
Farewell, no words to say
Beside the cross on your grave.
Beside the cross on your grave.
"Bare Grace Misery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A little munchkin eating in the snow
Original Lyrics:
A Little Match Girl freezing in the snow
Apparently 'The Little Match Girl' is a fairy tale by Hans Christian Anderson where a little girl selling matches dies out in the cold.
"Bare Grace Misery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Little munchkin freezing in the snow.
Original Lyrics:
Little match girl freezing in the snow.
"Beauty & The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
However cold the wind and rain
I'll be there to p*** on your grave.
I'll be there to p*** on your grave.
Original Lyrics:
However cold the wind and rain
I'll be there to ease up your pain.
I'll be there to ease up your pain.
"Beauty Of The Beast"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beware the beast, v***** beast
Original Lyrics:
Beware the beast, but enjoy the feast.
"Bye Bye Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you wear the ring that I wrought you?
Did you wear the lizard to watch me play?
Did you wear the lizard to watch me play?
Original Lyrics:
Did you ever read what I wrote you?
Did you ever listen to what we played?
Did you ever listen to what we played?
"Bye Bye Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to guide you through the light
Original Lyrics:
I need to die to feel alive
"Bye Bye Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
No need to die for true love.
Original Lyrics:
I need to die to feel alive.
"Creek Mary's Blood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once we were here
Where we have lived since the world began
Since time, it's a gay bar, this land.
Where we have lived since the world began
Since time, it's a gay bar, this land.
Original Lyrics:
Once we were here
Where we have lived since the world began
Since time itself gave us this land.
Where we have lived since the world began
Since time itself gave us this land.
"Dark Chest of Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a burning star
Original Lyrics:
All the burdens gone
"Dark Chest of Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a burning stone
Original Lyrics:
All the burden gone
"Dark Chest of Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On the chest we kill One soul under god
Original Lyrics:
Of the one with pure heart Once so long ago
"Dark Chest of Wonders" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The angel learnt to fly
Original Lyrics:
The age I learnt to fly
"Dead Boy's Poem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's already compost, paid and down.
Original Lyrics:
It's already composed, played and told.
"Dead Boy's Poem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's already compost, paid and down.
Original Lyrics:
It's already composed, played and told.
"Dead Boy's Poem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Vote for the goose,
Vote for the virgin.
Vote for the virgin.
Original Lyrics:
Wrote for the eclipse,
Wrote for the virgin.
Wrote for the virgin.
"Dead Boy's Poem" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walk within my palm tree.
Original Lyrics:
Walk within my poetry.
"Dead To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit tight, he will return to die in me again
We wing the cloth, hidden birth, truly, Century Child
Who gave us life, but to the wonderful me?
We wing the cloth, hidden birth, truly, Century Child
Who gave us life, but to the wonderful me?
Original Lyrics:
As he died, he will return to die in me again
Weaving the cloth, giving birth to the Century child
Who gave his life not for the world, but for me?
Weaving the cloth, giving birth to the Century child
Who gave his life not for the world, but for me?
"Dead To The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
We made it, yet so uninvited
Those words sent to Bisol.
Those words sent to Bisol.
Original Lyrics:
Remaining, yet still uninvited
Those words scented my soul.
Those words scented my soul.
"Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A great Jew drank a Mountain Dew
For you wanted to pay for the image of God.
For you wanted to pay for the image of God.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Great Blue, breath the morning dew
For you are the cradle for the image of God.
For you are the cradle for the image of God.
"Elvenpath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The bath under my bare feet
The Elvenbath
The Elvenbath
Original Lyrics:
The path under my bare feet
The Elvenpath
The Elvenpath
"Elvenpath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The magic balls of the groom
Original Lyrics:
The madrigals of the wood
"End Of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
It will and it burns.
Original Lyrics:
It will end with a birth.
"End Of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
It will and it hurts.
Original Lyrics:
It will end with a birth.
"End Of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the end of all hope
To lose the chiled face.
To lose the chiled face.
Original Lyrics:
This is the end of all hope
To lose the child, the face.
To lose the child, the face.
"End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chameleon without a face,
a wish without a prayer.
a wish without a prayer.
Original Lyrics:
Mandylion without a face,
Deathwish without a prayer.
Deathwish without a prayer.
"End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
The million without a fay
Original Lyrics:
Mandylion without a face
"End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where is the mustard?
Original Lyrics:
In Heaven, my masterpiece
"End of All Hope"
Misheard Lyrics:
head in my mustand, peace will finally become.
Original Lyrics:
In Heaven, my masterpiece will finally be done.
"Ever Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
My song did a dreary jig.
Original Lyrics:
Bosom for a teary cheek.
"Feel For You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beauty call from the grave
Beauty worm in my bed
Beauty worm in my bed
Original Lyrics:
Barely cold in her grave
Barely warm in my bed
Barely warm in my bed
"Forever Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heavyweight little broken heart
Darkest times, lifetime loneliness
Darkest times, lifetime loneliness
Original Lyrics:
Fare thee well, little broken heart
Downcast eyes, lifetime loneliness
Downcast eyes, lifetime loneliness
"Forever Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Night, I wish you to come
So I'll be forever yours.
So I'll be forever yours.
Original Lyrics:
My time is yet to come
So I'll be forever yours.
So I'll be forever yours.
"Ghost River"
Misheard Lyrics:
A footprint of every otter you see
Original Lyrics:
A footprint on every island you see
"Higher Than Hope" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Red sun rising
Drown without inhaling
Revealing the Dark Lord's heart.
Drown without inhaling
Revealing the Dark Lord's heart.
Original Lyrics:
Red sun rising
Drown without inhaling
Within, the dark holds hard.
Drown without inhaling
Within, the dark holds hard.
"I Wish I Had An Angel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had a day job.
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had an angel.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
And reveal to me my toupee
Original Lyrics:
And reveal to me my true name
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cut me with your knife.
Original Lyrics:
Touch me with your love.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gone with my seals.
Original Lyrics:
Gone with my sins.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I found a river between
The pages 2 and 3.
The pages 2 and 3.
Original Lyrics:
My flower, withered between
The pages 2 and 3.
The pages 2 and 3.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with my seeds.
Original Lyrics:
Gone with my sins.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
My doggie's bark lost in the park.
Original Lyrics:
My loving heart lost in the dark.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
for shooting rain.
for shooting rain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain.
For soothing rain.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I wish, forsooth! in vain
Original Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain.
For soothing rain.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For stupid rain.
For stupid rain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain.
For soothing rain.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For surface rain.
For surface rain.
Original Lyrics:
Oh how I wish
For soothing rain.
For soothing rain.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
One cent for all
And not for once.
And not for once.
Original Lyrics:
Once and for all
And all for once.
And all for once.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet potatoes
Original Lyrics:
Sleep with angels.
"Nemo"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is me
Fall forever.
Fall forever.
Original Lyrics:
This is me
For forever.
For forever.
"Nymphomaniac Fantasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deeper shall be the womb between your eggs
Original Lyrics:
Deeper shall be the wound between your legs
"Nymphomaniac Fantasia" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Deeper shall be the world between your legs
Original Lyrics:
Deeper shall be the wound between your legs
"Ocean Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should I dancing wide and search the sear
Original Lyrics:
Should I dress in white and search the sea
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
About the bills and how to pay
Original Lyrics:
Over the hills and far away.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Over the hills and far away
The Telly Tubbies come to play.
The Telly Tubbies come to play.
Original Lyrics:
Over the hills and far away
For ten long years, he'll count the days.
For ten long years, he'll count the days.
"Planet Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Denying the lion
A million churro fighting
A million churro fighting
Original Lyrics:
Denying the lying
A million children fighting
A million children fighting
"Planet Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself from manifold Americans
Save yoyrself and let them suffer.
Save yoyrself and let them suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself, a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer.
Save yourself and let them suffer.
"Planet Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself from manifold Americans
Save yourself and let them suffer.
Save yourself and let them suffer.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
Save yourself and let them suffer.
Save yourself and let them suffer.
"Planet Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself, our daddy caught a fairy man.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself, a penny for the ferryman.
"Planet Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Save yourself, our daddy caught a fairy-man.
Original Lyrics:
Save yourself a penny for the ferryman.
"Planet Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome down to my bloody hell
Original Lyrics:
Welcome down to my planet hell
"Romanticide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
God love and rest my soul
With this sun down, never ending
The feeling is gone, yet you ain't gonna see me fail
I am the decadence of your world,
I am an eider covered in meat
Happy hunting you doubled faced carnivore
Tell me why,
No heart to cry
Get me high!
With this sun down, never ending
The feeling is gone, yet you ain't gonna see me fail
I am the decadence of your world,
I am an eider covered in meat
Happy hunting you doubled faced carnivore
Tell me why,
No heart to cry
Get me high!
Original Lyrics:
God love and rest my soul
With this sun down, never ending
The feeling is gone, yet you ain't gonna see me fail
I am the decadence of your world,
I am an eider covered in oil
Happy hunting, you double-faced carnivore
Tell me why,
No heart to cry
With this sun down, never ending
The feeling is gone, yet you ain't gonna see me fail
I am the decadence of your world,
I am an eider covered in oil
Happy hunting, you double-faced carnivore
Tell me why,
No heart to cry
This an awesome song. Both versions are on YouTube. Annette's version, it would have been coll if Marco screamed the part he originally screams and Anette screamed what Tarja's orignal line was. Nawnay enjoy, and when commenting do, do not put any crap in your comments saying how much Anette sucks, or how Nightwish is awesome but she sucks, or how Nighwish sucks now, or how Tarja sucks. I realize that those who weren't Anette fans at first, may have changed their mind while still loving Tarja, and those who love Tarja and Anette equally, like me. Tarja left Nightwish three years ago, get over it.
"Romanticide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy hunting, you taco-faced carnie fart.
Original Lyrics:
Happy hunting, you double-faced carnivore.
"Romanticide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I am covered in meat
Original Lyrics:
I am an eider covered in oil
Please please let this be added! btw, I love this band (including Tarja and Anette) and many others (I like all kinds of music).
"Romanticide" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why
The horses fly
The horses fly
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why,
No heart to cry
No heart to cry
Floor and Marco at Wembley 2015
"Sahara"
Misheard Lyrics:
1001 nights of sin
The feelings of fun and the keen
The feelings of fun and the keen
Original Lyrics:
1001 nights unseen
The philosopher and the queen
The philosopher and the queen
"Sahara"
Misheard Lyrics:
He-Man crossed the way
Original Lyrics:
Chasing him across the waves
"Slaying the Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put a stake! Through my heart
And drag queen in the sunlight.
And drag queen in the sunlight.
Original Lyrics:
Put a stake! Through my heart
And drag me into sunlight.
And drag me into sunlight.
"Slaying the Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
The great wine sorrow there
And I'm tired too
I truly raped you all!
And I'm tired too
I truly raped you all!
Original Lyrics:
Ther great ones are all dead
And I'm tired too
I truly hate you all!
And I'm tired too
I truly hate you all!
"Slaying the Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
You bastards, taking my tool
Raped my words, played me fool
Give me your precious gun, litter, and everything!
Raped my words, played me fool
Give me your precious gun, litter, and everything!
Original Lyrics:
You bastards, tainted my tool
Raped my words, played me a fool
Gather your precious glitter and leave me be!
Raped my words, played me a fool
Gather your precious glitter and leave me be!
"Storytime"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the empty crippled Peter Pan
Original Lyrics:
I am the empty crib of Peter Pan
"Storytime"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have the journey
I have the destination
I have the destination
Original Lyrics:
I am the journey
I am the destination
I am the destination
"The Escapist"
Misheard Lyrics:
My search will go on...
Playboy Voyage without an end
Playboy Voyage without an end
Original Lyrics:
My search will go on
Clayborn voyage without an end
Clayborn voyage without an end
It took reading the lyrics to correct me. It sounds exactly like playboy.
"The Siren" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay there with a violin, playing to the seas.
Original Lyrics:
A lady with a violin playing to the seals
"Tutankhamen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacrifice me to the Care Bear.
Original Lyrics:
Sacrifice me, Tutankhamen.
"Tutankhamen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacrifice me to the caravan
Original Lyrics:
Sacrifice me, Tutankhamen.
"Tutankhamen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sacrifice me to the carrot.
Original Lyrics:
Sacrifice me, Tutankhamen.
"Tutankhamen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it off, Tutankhamen.
Original Lyrics:
Treasure of Tutankhamen
"Wanderlust" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Riding the dolphins
Asking them out.
Asking them out.
Original Lyrics:
Riding the dolphins
Asking the mountains.
Asking the mountains.
"Whoever Brings the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
All you know is a lie
You aren't my butterfly
You aren't my butterfly
Original Lyrics:
All you love is a lie
You one-night butterfly
You one-night butterfly
"Wish I Had An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish I had your angel
You were to marry your dog!
You were to marry your dog!
Original Lyrics:
I wish I had your angel
Your Virgin Mary undone.
Your Virgin Mary undone.
"Wish I Had An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I`m in love with my lust
Turning weed to angel dust.
Turning weed to angel dust.
Original Lyrics:
I`m in love with my lust
Burning angel wings to dust.
Burning angel wings to dust.
"Wish I Had An Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old lies there thy heart
Old lies there, thy father.
Old lies there, thy father.
Original Lyrics:
Old loves they die hard
Old lies, they die harder.
Old lies, they die harder.
"Wish I Had an Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come, love stain my heart
Original Lyrics:
Old loves they die hard
"Wish I Had an Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your words comfort me in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Your virgin mary undone
"Wish I Had an Angel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your words familiar in the dark
Original Lyrics:
Your virgin mary undone
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bastard! A Dentist!
Hard-p**n, see the seagull!
Warrior! This Eiffel!
In me, the FISH MASTER!!!
Hard-p**n, see the seagull!
Warrior! This Eiffel!
In me, the FISH MASTER!!!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster! A Dentist! Hard Porn! Steven Seagull
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice! Heartborne! 7th Seeker
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster! A dentist!
Hard corn, seven seagulls!
Oriole! This apple!
In me, Jewish master!
Hard corn, seven seagulls!
Oriole! This apple!
In me, Jewish master!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hamster, a dentist hard porn, Steven Seagal
Original Lyrics:
Master, apprentice heartborne, seventh seeker
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss the sign, humble only heart.
Original Lyrics:
Distant sigh from a lonely heart.
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Master! A dentist!
Hardcore seven-seater!
Warrior! Despiting!
In me British monster!
Hardcore seven-seater!
Warrior! Despiting!
In me British monster!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Master! A rend this!
Hardcore, Steven Seagal!
Wario! Decipher!
In me, the wish monster!
Hardcore, Steven Seagal!
Wario! Decipher!
In me, the wish monster!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Hard-porn, seventh seeker
Hard-porn, seventh seeker
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, seventh seeker
Heartborne, seventh seeker
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Master, apprentice
Hard-core, seven-seater
Hard-core, seven-seater
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, seventh seeker
Heartborne, seventh seeker
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Napster! Appendice! Hard-porn, seven cygars!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, seventh seeker
Heartborne, seventh seeker
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Napster! Appendice! Harpoon, seven cygars! Wario! this rifle! in me, jewish master!
Original Lyrics:
Master! Apprentice!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
Heartborne, Seventh Seeker!
Warrior! Disciple!
In me, The Wishmaster!
"Wishmaster" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Warrior of the Saigon!
Original Lyrics:
Warrior! Disciple!
Of the Saigon, Karl! SAIGON!!!! Reminds me of Vietnam! :)
"Élan"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to a death metal far away
Original Lyrics:
Listen to a daffodil tell her tale
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